45 San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
***UPDATE 6/7/13

So my husband was home on leave. We ate pretty well. Sadly I changed "my details" over to overweight. I'm not nearly as thin as in my pic above. I'm pretty sure I don't want to take a fat girl pic of myself though. In the meantime I will just keep working on myself.

Read the above paragraph in case you skipped over it :) honesty is a good thing.

I've got a lot of things going on. I'm not planning on running right out and meeting someone new. I'm all for emailing in the meantime. Please do not ask to text. I rarely give out my number. Plus I'm really not big into texting. Please do NOT be pushy about meeting. If you're to pushy I run the other way.

I'm very happily *married* first and foremost. My husband and I encourage each other to spend fun times with others of the opposite sex. I'm not looking to leave my marriage now or ever. I need to be upfront about that just to be on the safe side :)

It's probably pretty obvious but I don't post full face pics on here because I don't need everyone to know mine and my husbands personal business. If I hit it off with someone I will gladly send face pics.

*Military* men Are my favorite. My husband is career military. It's just my first preference but definitely not a must. Hopefully I can find military friends. I relate best to military and military spouses.

I'm often very sarcastic. Sometimes cocky but NEVER arrogant. If you don't like sarcasm we probably won't get along.

I'm seeking regular friends who want to hit a small bar (not big clubs), grabbing some Starbucks, go fishing, boating, a rock concert (Disturbed is my fave band but they are taking a break, Metallica, Rob Zombie, etc), just maybe you have an atv we can ride, bonfires, you have a snow making machine so we can downhill ski (I'm talking about actual snow and not some form of drugs), horseback riding (I don't have horses plus your cock is not considered a horse in my book), and probably a ton of other stuff I can't think of at the moment.

***I'm going to DREAM a minute*** Keyword is dream. I would "own" a cook, chauffeur, personal assistant, someone to go shopping for what I need, a maintenance man, personal masseuse, etc. Yeah yeah I know I WON'T get those things. Again I'M being partially sarcastic but sometimes dreaming is fun.

I'm pretty certain I'm coming off as a complete bitch. I'm really NOT though. I'm super nice and respectful if someone treats me the same. I'm very giving and love to help others in need. The chores I need done do need done but I plan on hiring a company. I was throwing those things out there with some sarcasm.

Guess its a good time to add this - To those people that email me to tell me I'm sick and dysfunctional, you are wasting your time. My life is my life. I'm not going to change for anyone other than my husband. Your opinion matters not.

If you took the time to read my crazy long intro, I do appreciate it. I know many men just skip these things over.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
I’m really good at
Time will tell...
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Comedies, chick flicks, some drama, horror
-Rock music is my fave. Current and old. I don't like country so much.
-Favorite band is Disturbed. I also love Eminem and Rob Zombie.
-Food - Hibatchi, Italian, Mexican, White Castle (I miss those bad)
The six things I could never do without
My G spot
#7 Coffee
On a typical Friday night I am
Either being a couch potato or out and about. Just depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing on here.
You should message me if
You are not a complete arrogant pushy douche :)

If you are pushy I will ignore or block. I despise pushy people.

If you are NOT going to ask for my number or ask to text rather quickly. I can't give it out to all sorts of men. That would be stupid.

If you can make me laugh because you are hilarious. I like people who understand my sarcasm and can dish it back out.