At least I smell nice.
Wondering if you want to read on at this point? We have been forcefully subjected to the concept of free will (usually by political leaders who claim to believe in some God, thus rejecting the notion of free will), so I'll let you figure it out on your own.
This is what describes me best: I am a guy who enjoys spending his evenings on his desktop computer, but doesn't play video games. I love role-playing... by creating a story with a co-writer. I love knowledge but the university bores me. I believe firmly that 95% of all people are idiots, yet I enjoy meeting new people and making friends. I actually know my shortcomings but I claim I don't (not now, obviously).
I enjoy recurring TV shows more than singular movies. My favorite weapon is the Medieval winged mace. I am very dominant and very kind at the same time.
I think my true calling in life is a grifter but I dislike manipulating people for my own gains. It's okay for fun, though.
If you're not spooked at this point I probably have a crush on you.
Working full-time as a training and development specialist at a multinational company. It's a lot of fun.
Also learning the drums and jamming with friends every other week. Might get more serious, I dunno.
Favorite movies: Serenity, The Fifth Element, The Million Dollar Hotel, Sherlock Holmes, Demolition Man, The Big Lebowski, Resident Evil
Favorite shows: Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Leverage, The Walking Dead, Grimm, Castle, Supernatural, Warehouse 13, South Park, House M.D., Elementary, Justified, Banshee, Game of Thrones, Perception, Alphas, Family Guy, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries
The stand-up comedy of Dylan Moran, Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr, Ralphie May, Christopher Titus, Jeff Dunham, Bill Engvall, Collin Quinn, Craig Ferguson, Russell Peters, Chris Rock, Donald Glover, Jim Jefferies, Lewis Black, George Carlin, Carl Barron, Jim Carrey.
Favorite food: pretty much everything I cook :)
Sex and romance
My past experiences
My future experiences
The deeper meaning behind it all