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My self-summary
Hi there,

Chances are you stumbled across my profile because you thought I was someone else, someone better looking, or Zach Galifinakis you are forgiven, you may now carry on with your lives.. for those that wish to stay and peruse all that is me..


DISCLAIMER: I'm a realist (as in, I'm not going to make all sorts of fancy sounding bullshit up to get your attention) if your looking for the too good to be true type, it's definitely not me.. don't bother going any further..


here's everything I can think of that you should know about me...

I work 40+ hours a week at a job that irritates the hell out of me.. not the job itself, I don't mind the job, it's about 30% of the people I deal with on a daily basis... I don't get paid enough (does anyone actually think they get paid enough?) to deal with them..

I am a night owl, by all definitions, I am socially active between 11pm and 4am on most occasions... 10 years of PM shifts and night owl friends keep me on this schedule. I have had people try to convince me that being active during the daytime is better.. All I can say to that is NOPE... the daytime is only good for fishing in my eyes..

I spend more time drinking than I'd like to, mostly because there's really not much else to do at 11pm when I get out of work. let me clarify... I am a social drinker.. I very rarely drink alone..

If I'm not out with friends (drinking) I'm probably at home watching Netflix or playing Video games.

I enjoy doing stuff outdoors (camping, fishing, BBQ's, beach trips, etc.) but never have anyone to go with.

Apparently I'm black.. at least according to all my black friends (still haven't figured out what is meant by this, but I've been told this by people I just met too, so I guess it's true.)

I'm terrible at planning things...

judging by the pictures on my profile, I'm not sure I remember how to smile.. lol

that's all I can think of.. its almost 4am after all..

If you've made it this far, you may as well keep going..
What I’m doing with my life
whatever I said up there ^
I’m really good at
coming off as an ass hole..

stick around though. I really am a nice person if you hang around long enough to get to know me... of course if you don't send me a message, you'll never know..
The first things people usually notice about me
resting bitch face or beard..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - anything Mythology Related (predominantly greek)
movies - far to many to list. ( I have Netflix , there have been a lot of movie nights.)
Music - I listen to a plethora of Music, pretty much a little bit of everything
Food - you cook it, I'll try it. but I have to say my favorite dish is Rouladen.
Six things I could never do without
a place to sleep
a place to bathe
true friends and close family
tasty food
My phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nothing.. its rather relaxing when you clear your mind.. contrary to what most women I've encountered think, it is completely possible for a man to look like he is thinking about something, when in actuality, there is nothing on our minds..
On a typical Friday night I am
working, then headed somewhere to socialize (drink)
You should message me if
you made it past the first part of my profile..
The two of us