I suppose it would be nice if this hypothetical dream girl also enjoys some of the things I do. For example, exercise is important to me, so it would be fantastic to date someone who is also somewhat health conscious and enjoys exercise. I really enjoy yoga (Namaste, motherfuckers!). I also enjoy playing sports, watching FSU football, going out on the town. If you do all of these, then fantastic. Stop reading now and just message me RIGHT NOW. If you do some of these, that's cool, you're probably pretty awesome and you should message me without reading the rest of this shit anyway. If you do NONE of these, you can still message me, but only if you are hot.
Movies: The Bourne Trilogy (NOT LEGACY), some comic book movies (NOT Green Lantern, Catwoman, or Daredevil... FUCK that SHIT), Inception, Memento, Meet the Parents, The Shawshank Redemption, Terminator 2, Jurassic Park, Borat, District 9...many more just can't think right now.
TV Shows: Breaking Bad (my favorite TV show ever by far, liked it from the beginning, Cranston is an acting god and I will forever be indebted to Vince Gilligan for creating this show), LOST (except for that messed up ending...WTF Darlton?), Game of Thrones (love the books and the show is above average), Fringe, Intervention, early True Blood, Da Ali G Show, Restaurant Impossible, Off Their Rockers, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment.
Music: Classic and new rock, rap and some country...even some pop music. I can find songs in every "genre" that I like.
Food: Greek has to be my favorite cuisine.
2. Auditing all of these motherfuckers.
3. Girls with a sense of humor.
4. My cerebral cortex.
5. Whataburger, because it's fucking amazing.
you did not honestly believe I made over $1,000,000 or spoke Afrikaans, Cebuano, Esperanto, and Tagalog, because if you did, you certainly failed the first test;
you think we have potentially strong chemistry together;
you have a great sense of humor;
you have something interesting to say besides "Hi, how are you?";
you really need to have your business audited by the state.