But for the sake of convenience here's a little bit about me (to help break whatever ice you feel forming around those frosty fingers):
Vague, right? That's intentional. It's not to seem mysterious, it's not meant to confuse you or cover up some dark lame quality - it's simply accurate. Anything that could be said about "life" to sum it up in one paragraph is either a lie, or wholly inaccurate. Your time is precious, I wont waste it :)
Though I admit i'm not perfect. The difficulty some have with the truth is either a desire to look better than they are, feel better than they should, or convince others to give them things. (Time, money, opportunity, etc). I tend to tell the truth with as much compassion as I can muster, and the truths I see will invariably be helpful, if not comfortable. I'm going to presume that you believe in honesty and treasure it as I do.
My humor and wit, most likely.
I tend towards dry, subtle and subversive humor, depending on mood. I'm outlandish and silly, but when it comes to text and something highly social (such as a dating website) I will often try to subvert the given narrative or assumptions of the status quo. I do it for funzies, not pretention.
JUDGE ON MY WAYWARD SON...er lady.
Drama that comes to mind:
-The Philadelphia Story (the one with Carry Grant, not Tom Hanks)
-The Man with One Red Shoe (this one has Tom Hanks)
-Monty Python (anything really - but oh high schoolers, please leave me alone)
-Galaxy Quest (Sigourney Weaver might have the super power to make virtually anything good)
I love tv, too much to mention in too many categories
Drama, and Scifi are my favorites.
Comedy if it's really good (Like Arrested Development or Archer, or anything by Joss Whedon)
More importantly i dislike reality TV (with the exception of food shows on rare occasion). Gossip shows are terribad.
Also Jerry Bruckheimer needs his producers licence revoked.
Fluffy animal companionship (cats)
A sense of humor
somethingsomething the internet
A sense of perspective in the world.
I think too much, about too many things, too frequently and too intensely to perfectly and succinctly answer this question.
Perhaps this question is my nemesis.