27Salt Lake City, United States
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My self-summary
A self summary? I can hardly wait!

Okay, where to start?
I'm of average height, incredibly skinny (not that I'm trying) and can be kind of an asshole but it's really part of my charm.
Politically, I'm very Socialist, but I can respect your opinion. I'm an Atheist, but I don't take issue with other peoples beliefs until they become political. I'm pansexual insofar as I'm attracted to people more for their personalities than their specific genders but if you want to call me a depraved bisexual, thats fine too. I have a pretty warped sense of humor though without being completely tactless. I tend to alternate between very outdoorsy and an absolute shut-in but I'm always good for a hike. I guess I should say I have a bit of a nerdy streak but I'm not going to talk your ear off over it. In short, I'm interested in like-minded people and I'm eager to be your friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm totally disillusioned with the state of the country in which I live and I'm doing whatever I have to in order to get by. I like people who feel like the present order of business is suicidal insanity and want to impart real change.
I’m really good at
Writing. At least I think I am. I might just be a pretentious ass, but I kinda doubt it.
The first things people usually notice about me
The hat. Always that god damned hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a big fan of polemics, thought I understand most people don't read them for fun. The usual Marx, Paine, Jefferson, Lenin, Qutb and the rest of the usual gang of metaphysical philosophers. Agreeing with them is no prerequisite, but I think its important to at least understand where they're coming from. That being said, I don't read a lot of fiction but I tend to like dystopic stuff (Orwell,
A Clockwork Orange, Moscow 2042 etc.
As far as movies go, I like historical fiction, documentaries and anything else that feeds my overinflated sense of false political enlightenment, but I'm pretty open minded. Musically, I'm kind of a mixed bag. I like older punk bands like the Dead Kennedys and Sex pistols and I have a soft spot of martial songs. I occasionally like a bit of eighties/nineties rap and end up listening to a lot of country while I'm working, to the point where I can legitimately enjoy, rather than just tolerate it so long as it isn't "Boot up your ass" jingoistic. I dislike dubstep, but I'm open-minded enough to tolerate it. Just don't try and convert me.
I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret so you best not even try.
Six things I could never do without
Bootleg Simpsons T-shirts and Orthodox Marxism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does everyone on the internet know you're a dog?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably cutting up newspaper comics and rearranging the assets derived therefrom into vulgar tableaus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when nobody is watching I put strawberries in my cereal and stir it so that the milk turns pink.
You should message me if
If you want to, er.. get to know me, I guess? Damn, homie, why do YOU want to message me?
The two of us