25 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
If I messaged you and sounded like a tight ass, go back and reread it in Ron Swanson's voice. I try to make original messages, and imagine a firm handshake afterwards.
Fuck, I sound like Hank Hill.

Stony-faced stranger with a heart of gold. Reasonably intelligent. Hates misspellings and most common shorthand. Restoring my sense of humor and faith in people. Not unfriendly, just a little jaded from past friendships and ting.
I'm coming to grips with the idea that man cannot survive on ramen alone, and so I'm adulting more and more daily. I often find myself in Circumstances, which usually end as a comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, exploring spirituality and religion, attempting to integrate into a different side of society, as opposed to the more feral surroundings I've found myself in up to this point.
I’m really good at
Accents and imitations.
Coming up with terrible jokes.
Being up all night for no damn reason.
Whatever job I'm doing.
Scaring yuppies.
Vigorous Cursing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My demeanor. I've got Resting Asshole Face. Past that, my smile, ironically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jonathan Levithan, your standard Vonnegut, Pahlaniuk, Thompson, etc. Still waiting for Winds of Winter.

Cheap stuff that's bad for you.

GoT, South Park, Veep, Venture Brothers, Steven Universe, little bit of Tiny House Nation, Archer.

Andrew Jackson Jihad, Death Grips, Muse, Gogol Bordello, Kendrick Lamar, The Coup, Del, Pixies, Flobots, Flaming Lips, Choking Victim, Trash Talk.
The six things I could never do without
My lucky bandanna
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Humanity and its disappearance, making something lasting in a disposable society. Where I stand on the subject of 'social justice.' Where common sense went. Why Americans don't say c**t more. Try it, it's liberating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Don't know yet. Just got back in the city and I'm more on my money game than partying. But a forty or two usually isn't out of place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Arianna Huffington is banging.
You should message me if
I messaged you.
You wanna talk about alternative lifestyles and the counterculture.
You know the difference between whisky and whiskey.
You have active neurons.
You'd like someone new to text.