25Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Stony-faced stranger with a heart of gold. Reasonably intelligent. Hates misspellings and most common shorthand. Restoring my sense of humor and faith in people. Not unfriendly, just a little jaded from past friendships and ting.
I've got pretty good at adulting. I'm proud of that, and never really saw it happening. One day you're dosed to the gills on LSD-25, the next you're picking out a living room set that fits your style.
Life is strange.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, becoming stronger mentally and spiritually. Drinking and cooking.
I’m really good at
Coming up with terrible jokes.
Being up all night for no damn reason.
Whatever job I'm doing.
Scaring yuppies.
Vigorous Cursing.
I make a mean weedrat stew.
The first things people usually notice about me
My demeanor. I've got Resting Asshole Face. Past that, my smile, ironically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jonathan Levithan, your standard Vonnegut, Pahlaniuk, Thompson, etc. Still waiting for Winds of Winter.

Cheap stuff that's bad for you.

GoT, South Park, Veep, Venture Brothers, Steven Universe, little bit of Tiny House Nation, Archer.

Andrew Jackson Jihad, Death Grips, Muse, Gogol Bordello, Kendrick Lamar, The Coup, Del, Pixies, Flobots, Flaming Lips, Choking Victim, Trash Talk.
Six things I could never do without
My lucky bandanna
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Humanity and its disappearance, making something lasting in a disposable society. Where common sense went. Why Americans don't say c**t more. Try it, it's liberating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or knocking back a stiff drink, playing on my Xbox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My long board is named Mary
You should message me if
I messaged you.
You wanna talk about alternative lifestyles and the counterculture.
You know the difference between whisky and whiskey.
You have active neurons.
You'd like someone new to text.
Kik: Soulbrain
The two of us