Fuck, I sound like Hank Hill.
Stony-faced stranger with a heart of gold. Reasonably intelligent. Hates misspellings and most common shorthand. Restoring my sense of humor and faith in people. Not unfriendly, just a little jaded from past friendships and ting.
I'm coming to grips with the idea that man cannot survive on ramen alone, and so I'm adulting more and more daily. I often find myself in Circumstances, which usually end as a comedy.
Coming up with terrible jokes.
Being up all night for no damn reason.
Whatever job I'm doing.
Cheap stuff that's bad for you.
GoT, South Park, Veep, Venture Brothers, Steven Universe, little bit of Tiny House Nation, Archer.
Andrew Jackson Jihad, Death Grips, Muse, Gogol Bordello, Kendrick Lamar, The Coup, Del, Pixies, Flobots, Flaming Lips, Choking Victim, Trash Talk.
My lucky bandanna
You wanna talk about alternative lifestyles and the counterculture.
You know the difference between whisky and whiskey.
You have active neurons.
You'd like someone new to text.