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My self-summary
I am not here to meet a bunch of laid back, perfectly normal dudes. I'm looking for an exceptional man. If you don't feel exceptional, you're not for me.

Generous nature
Physically sculpted
Defaults to laughter
Genius from most perspectives
Creative endeavors feed one to the other
Solid but not rooted
Seasoned but not wilted
Experienced but not jaded

If that is you, contact me posthaste
The same list can be read with me in mind. I am exceptional too.

I am currently a gypsy, without the negative connotations. I've bought a tiny housecart and a motorized horse to pull her. I'm alighting on a bamboo farm near Jones Creek for a spell, to get my bearings in my new mobile world and come up with my next incarnation. I have many skills and no overriding direction, which makes morphing interesting...
What I’m doing with my life
Suffering abysmally without you
Doing my best to not let it show
Imagine you + me quadrupled
A case of 1+1=4
I’m really good at
Things most people aren't even aware of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have preferences but no favorites
Six things I could never do without
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

But I find that to be a given.
Instead, here are some of my predilections:

Hand shape and size is hugely important. I want to fall for your hands first.

I am not available to service your sex drive. The uninvested co-mingling had to stop. I learned a lot, but the damage it caused my heart was not worth the knowledge. If you have the ability to heal my heart, your sex drive will never need to go to someone else's shop for attention. That's a guarantee.

I follow things most people don't see
Several ongoing projects in synchronicity
I don't require assistance, but if you find it fun, the magic carpet awaits
It would be fantastic if you got on board for trips to altdimensions and stargates

I have a name thing.
If your name is Richard, there's no hope. I dislike this name for many, many reasons. Associations are difficult to overcome, so I prefer a clean slate.

My patience with cowardly lions has reached its end. If you show up, have a phenomenal time, find yourself bedazzled, freak out, forget your manners and vaporize without a word of explanation, I will not chase you. But I will spend some moments encouraging your uncovered weakness to shift the warp of your fabric so you are pummeled with your cowardice until you face it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which dimension I'm currently in
How to live outside of this fucked up system
What would happen if I emancipated myself from Government
Beaches and Fault lines
Ley lines and circles
Coconuts and Avocados
Blueberries and Moringa Trees
Where I'll end up next

Why do I still have too much stuff
Where are my people
Am I the first of my tribe to arrive?
I don't seem to be able to find
A group of minds
I meld in

It's a lonely planet for a brain
Like mine
I love my own company


Another head next to mine
Sure would be fine
Next time I lie in a field full of stars
In a show I didn't attend
Watching planes landing
X wings one after the other
TIE fighters zipping in now and then
And cloud faces in the morning floating by
I'd love to share something like that
With a man who speaks my language
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical and every day is Friday if I want it to be
You should message me if
you have a plan for Us
And you suspect that I am Dangerous
But that intrigues you
Because you're not afraid
To be an Us if it comes to that


If you choose to message me and your words are not compelling, it's likely I will not answer. I don't waste energy with men who don't read, can't follow simple clues and/or have nothing of interest to say to me.


Final caveat, all of which are nonnegotiable:
Our universes will not meld
If you've got offspring still needing a majority of your attention
If you are not fit
If you have no desire to leave your bubble, no matter how amazing it may be

Bonus: you are a D'Jedi
The two of us