39Savannah, United States
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My self-summary
.I have a background in food for over 20 years from management to catering private jets..I use periods sporadically in my musings................. and I use them for pauses as If I was speaking...... i have no idea how this began.

I do private consulting now.

I live alone......I've considered roommates but, my mortgage is ridiculously cheap....I have cats, because I like animals....dogs are great but since I work a lot and cleaning up piles of shit is no fun, I've gone with cats.

I am looking for someone who is spontaneous.... I'm single, no kids, and like to make the most of the time I have... That can mean last minute plans... Flexibility is a plus.. I always make time when I'm in a relationship. I can be intense at times.. I need an outgoing person to handle me sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
I absolutely love food and food production and tweaking how a final product is made. I'm constantly wanting to learn through doing.
I really love my life. I was told by my father if there was a better way to do something someone would of found a better way already...... Well because of that, I work really hard to always prove him wrong.
I’m really good at
Do you like cartoons as much as I do?
Do you love a lazy Sunday?
Do you love documentaries?
Do you like cats?
Are you adventurous with food?
Do you actually eat?
Do you think Drake doesn't make good music... But was pretty funny on SNL?
Animation Domination?
Do you hate sports but can pretend to be interested if we have to watch said sports?
Other stuff I haven't come up with?
The first things people usually notice about me
I barely ever drink
I use periods more than moderately
i'm a republican and don't own a gun......I need to buy a gun
I always have a smile on My least in my mind I do, but sometimes I've been told I scowl....I'm always in a good mood.
I'm good with kids.... Unless they are truly evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to read conspiracy author David Icke. I love science fiction. I am working on a cool book idea involving ghosts in savannah and time travel and circular paradoxes. I love good food matched with good wine. I love funny movies but I am into all kinds of film. I'm a total nut for documentaries about aliens, or anything from history for that matter. I listen to strange music........i like things with dirty basslines. Bro Safari, Ludachrist, Evol Intent, Girl Talk, Manchester Orchestra, Bad Books, Radiohead, UNKLE, The Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Micheal Jackson, RJD2, The Prodigy, Lion Rock, Wu Tang, Smashing Pumpkins, Kool Keith aka Dr. Octagon, Mos Def, Black Starr, Timbaland, Dj Soul Slinger, Hole, Prince, old White Zombie, Diesel Boy makes me drive fast. I'm into a lot of music...... Rage Against the Machine, Beck, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Gun N Roses, Chemical Brothers, Tricky, Chili Peppers...... I'm all over the map... Follow me on SoundCloud C-Port-M.... If you like trap music.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is awesome as are Charlies Kitten Mittens, I'm a Gleek, huge Simpsons fan, How I Met Your Mother.... Dr. HORRIBLES Musical Blog

Cloudy With a Chance of meatballs is a great movie, Carlitos Way, Half Baked, Run Ronnie Run, Pulp Fiction, Blade Runner,Me Myself And Ilene, The Toy (anything with Richard Pryor), Murder By DEATH, The Great Outdoors, Superbad, Youth In Revolt, Tron, Inception, How to Train Your Dragon, The Other Guy (Gator need some walking around money).
Six things I could never do without
Documentary television
California Raisins
Remote Controls
Peanut Butter
Unlimited Data
My hell spawned cats
Zip ties
Grilling in the kitchen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Super String Theory...... other stuff I don't fully understand......why I need to eat reeses sticks to fall back asleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making a nice meal and relaxing with a movie. . i mostly enjoy reading on the internetz because I have ADD and a very short attention span. I spend a good bit of time writing. I love going out with friends on occasion but don't do the bar scene on the regular but can hang with anyone's definition of social drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a fantastic story here, but decided it was a little racy....... So just ask
You should message me if
You like what I have to say
Like cats
If you like to eat good food
If you have a job and can support yourself.......
If your not boring and I won't have to carry the conversation.
The two of us