Usually the only exercise I get is walking to the recycling bin with an armful of wine bottles.
I watch Law and Order marathons and then think everyone is trying to kidnap and rape me.
My cat refuses to poop in his litter box, and I've given up trying. So now I just clean it up off the floor everyday.
I'm basically a terrible person, and you definitely shouldn't ask me out for dinner.
Movies....I tend to fall asleep during almost all of them, but I love the Breakfast Club ("Two hits. Me hittin you, you hittin the floor"), The Shining ("Heeeere's Johnny!!"), and almost any stand-up comedy. I'm kind of a purist when it comes to food....nothing too wild or exotic, but I'll try anything once!
3. a job
4. Two buck chuck's
5. my iPad
6. faith, hope, love, cell phone, and car keys.
You don't have everything figured out, aren't afraid to admit it, and are making the most out of your journey to figure it out.
You forgive people.
You'd rather laugh at yourself than anyone else.
You're ready for something serious.