33 Charlotte, United States
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My self-summary
Sometimes I sit on the couch in my underwear and eat pasta straight out of the pot.

Usually the only exercise I get is walking to the recycling bin with an armful of wine bottles.

I watch Law and Order marathons and then think everyone is trying to kidnap and rape me.

My cat refuses to poop in his litter box, and I've given up trying. So now I just clean it up off the floor everyday.

I'm basically a terrible person, and you definitely shouldn't ask me out for dinner.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending 45+ hours a week wishing I didn't have to work so I could do more fun stuff, then not doing anything fun when I'm out of work.
I’m really good at
Executing the perfect triple toe loop. Winning a pie eating contest. Beating LeBron James at a game of Horse. Knitting a sweater. Filling out profiles on dating websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
How bad my breath is...kidding. I've been told I have a nice smile. And I would hope that people would notice that I'm non-judgmental, but I guess you would probably have to talk to me for awhile before you could figure that out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most recently, the Hunger Games. UPDATE: Divergent. I'm a sucker for post-apocalyptic youth fiction.
Movies....I tend to fall asleep during almost all of them, but I love the Breakfast Club ("Two hits. Me hittin you, you hittin the floor"), The Shining ("Heeeere's Johnny!!"), and almost any stand-up comedy. I'm kind of a purist when it comes to food....nothing too wild or exotic, but I'll try anything once!
The six things I could never do without
Not sure whether I should answer this in a "faith, hope, and love" kind of way, or a "cell phone and car keys" kind of way, so.....
1. Family
2. Chapstick
3. a job
4. Two buck chuck's
5. my iPad
6. faith, hope, love, cell phone, and car keys.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Whether or not I'm making the right decisions, and embracing the decisions I do make.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not doing anything typical. Maybe home, maybe out, maybe visiting Mom and Dad. Maybe rescuing abandoned puppies, or bathing the homeless. I also get drunk on occasion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't relate to people who don't like animals or music.
You should message me if
You have wanderlust, but you aren't sure how to satisfy it.
You don't have everything figured out, aren't afraid to admit it, and are making the most out of your journey to figure it out.
You forgive people.
You'd rather laugh at yourself than anyone else.
You're ready for something serious.