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My self-summary
Most of my week is balanced between working, writing, checking out the city, splurging at Alamo Drafthouse, and unwinding with puppies and kittens. I have an adventurous spirit and am looking for someone who wants to explore the world - or, at the very least, try to conquer it with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for ninja pizza from the intro to Secret of the Ooze.

Pursuing my dream of being a horror writer/director. I'm hoping to premiere my first movie at Fantastic Fest in a few years!
I’m really good at
Planning surprise adventures and beating you in Mario Kart.

Being in love with Autumn and eating all the pumpkin-flavored things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance to Paul Rudd and Chris Pratt's love child.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Calvin and Hobbes, Ready Player One, Scott Pilgrim, Watchmen. I'm in the middle of House of Leaves and will one day write the tween fantasy series that's been living in my brain for a few years.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zootopia, Arrival, The Fountain, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Princess Bride, Aliens, Ghostbusters, Evil Dead, Groundhog Day, Once. I'm also really fond of cheap horror flicks, B-movies, and cult classics.

Television: Adventure Time, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Black Mirror, Bob's Burgers, BoJack Horseman, Cosmos, Daredevil, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Planet Earth, Rick and Morty, Stranger Things, The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks. I just caught-up with Comedy Bang! Bang! and am currently juggling about a baker's dozen worth of shows.

Music: Big Deal, The Head and the Heart, Girl Talk, Walk the Moon, Jeff the Brotherhood, Anoraak, Of Monsters and Men, Neutral Milk Hotel, M83, Foster the People, The Naked and Famous, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Matt and Kim, Beach House, The Descendents.

Food: Sushi, curry, vanilla chai. But I'll pretty much eat anything.
Six things I could never do without
-Horror movies
-Cycling every day
-Girls that could kick my ass
-Reading at least one book a month
-Music that makes me feel like I'm dreaming
I spend a lot of time thinking about
David Bowie's costume in Labyrinth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking ass, chewing bubble gum.

Mostly working or Netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I invented a candy bar.

"What Is Love" by Haddaway unironically haunts my thoughts far more often than it ever should.
You should message me if
you're nerdy, outgoing, open-minded, rebellious, and enjoy any of the following:

-being both geeky and kinky
-playing board games while drunk
-kicking ass in a roller derby league
-driving around in the name of exploration
-divvying time between concerts, bars, and video games

Also, it would kind of be radtacular if I could find someone that considered cuddling a top priority.
The two of us