I'm terrible at filling out profiles like this.
Hey nong man!
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Hyperion by Dan Simmons, World War Z, The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman, Arthur C. Clarke's stuff, Isaac Asimov's stuff, God's Debris, the Hero with a Thousand Faces, Picture of Dorian Gray
Movies: The Mad Max series (excluding Beyond Thunderdome), Flash Gordon, 2001: Space Odyssey, Stranger than Fiction, Children of Men, Princess Mononoke, Star Wars (the good ones, anyways)
Shows: Daily Show, Nightly Show, Game of Thrones, Better Caul Saul, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, COMMUNITY, Arrested Development, Silicon Valley
Music: Neil Young, Yes, King Crimson, Led Zeppelin, St. Vincent, Radiohead
Food: Anything that's gluten free (for real medical reasons)
2) Rotational velocity?
3) Futurama and Community.
4) Sitting on a bench, in the shade, while I listen to You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes or Call Chelsea Peretti and giggling like a lunatic and drinking orange-ade
-The atoms that make up our bodies and the observable world around us are 99.9% empty space. You are, effectively, not there.
-A photon will not behave like a particle unless it is being observed. Seriously. Light behaves differently when you're not watching. IT SEEMS TO KNOW WHEN IT'S BEING WATCHED. The fact that we aren't doing backflips and tearing our hair out thinking about this right now is ridiculous.
-The universe doesn't make sense. It is as fascinating as it is infuriatingly confusing.
-Whatever the hell gender means. I'm biologically wired as a heterosexual male, but I don't necessarily understand or identify with any labels.
-Nikola Tesla was a neat guy.
I think Voyager is the best Star Trek.
Also, I'm schizotypal, which sounds worse than it is. It means I'm kind of a hard shelled, quiet person and I say and think strange things. But that's as bad as it gets. I can still be warm and affectionate. I just don't get the beats of conversation sometimes. If I were born 500 years ago I would have an awesome job living in a cave and saying cryptic things to adventurers in exchange for pelts or pot plants.