There's better stuff in the other sections, so let's meet over there.
I'm a freelance technical technician type. That's not code for unemployed. I've seen crazy shit and I don't have a boss and I'm pretty uppity about that nowadays.
I used to work in radio and therefore have a "radio voice" that I can activate on the off chance that it will get me a better table somewhere or something. Thus far this has been met with minimal success.
I have no intention of telling you where I have or have not travelled to, nor what foods I have or have not eaten. All about that singularity, doe.
I stay in, like, a lot. To the point where I forget that other people do other things. It's pretty tender. ('Tender' is the newest slang I'm pushing.)
This will just come off like spam but here you go:
Here's where I put up musical things. I play almost everything you hear, so the blame falls squarely on my shoulders. I need someone to play violin on some stuff, though, if that's a thing you know how to do.
And here's my snarky, currently sporadically-updated comedy blog. SPOILER ALERT: I'm super talented. There are 350 posts, so make sure you read every single one at least once before messaging me. I'll know if you didn't.
Want more stuff to click on? Here's my comic book podcast.
Oh and hey! No idea where this "more aggressive" thing is coming from. I raise my fists naught but to acknowledge how much CCR rocks.
Books: There is literally nothing I could write here that would not be seen as pretentious. But I read a lot of old-timey literature and a lot of comics/GNs and a lot of po-mo weirdness. (Currently reading: Midnighter vol. 1, We Can Never Go Home, and a lot of Pynchon. See? Pretention.)
Movies: I just like saying "mise en scène." Also "Taxi Driver," because I am probably secretly a sociopath. Oooh, I'm so exciting and mysterious!
Music: In Dylan all things are possible.
Food: I'll give most things a shot besides brains, because come on. I dunno, man. This box is getting dull.
Also, I bought a pull-up bar so I could blast my core and reach past the max. GET INTO IT!!!
I'm a male on a dating website. I probably don't get to make many demands. I dunno, you're probably a fair bit cooler than I am, so a sincere congrats! I knew you could do it!
That being said, you really don't need to make a bunch of arcane references in your profile to prove you're part of the intelligentsia. Don't worry, I'll still be able to tell you're smart.
Sidenote: I go back and forth on the monogamous/non-monogamous thing in the sidebar there, because I'm sexually progressive/not really sold on any option/too lazy to commit to an ethos at the moment.