34Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
1983 Sport Utility Guy for sale
Up for grabs is an '83 sport utility guy in decent condition. Approximately 33,000 miles, white exterior, red interior. Excellent power from the two leg drive system, transmission shifts well for special stair, ladder, or rock crawling mode. Excellent calorie burn- approximately 4000/day outdoor, 2000/day indoor. Have receipts for all recent meals. Needs minor TLC after being off the road for a few years, so a little jagged around the edges. Hard to start in the mornings sometimes, but otherwise rugged, dependable, and adaptable. Would not hesitate to drive cross country. Write for additional info or pictures. Buyer must be over 18.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding new ways to market myself.
I’m really good at
Used car sales analogies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I do unconventional things on dating websites.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Unleaded Macaroni & Cheese
Six things I could never do without
A planet to live on
...And You! If that's too cheesy, then I'd pick sarcasm instead.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On the serious side of things: The irreparable damage this country and the world is facing by President deplorable and his cabinet of unmentionables. I think if I were permitted to ask him one question, in person it would be: "Mr. President, is the delusion an act, or is it real?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find someone to drive me.

Oh wait- a TYPICAL Friday? Is that different than Every Friday?
You should message me if
You want to go for a drive. Or rock climbing. Or sailing. Or bicycling. Or hiking. Or camping. Or something outdoors in general. In other words: you like NYC, but love getting away from it on occasion. Or frequently. Looking for an intimate adventure companion to share my life with.

Also- don't let the mathematical trait scare you off. I have no idea why that's so high. I really actually suck at math. (for a car)

I'm not really 4' tall. It just seemed cooler to appear as a secret elf. I'm 5'11" if it matters.
The two of us