Up for grabs is an '83 sport utility guy in decent condition. Approximately 33,000 miles, white exterior, red interior. Excellent power from the two leg drive system, transmission shifts well for special stair, ladder, or rock crawling mode. Excellent calorie burn- approximately 4000/day outdoor, 2000/day indoor. Have receipts for all recent meals. Needs minor TLC after being off the road for a few years, so a little jagged around the edges. Hard to start in the mornings sometimes, but otherwise rugged, dependable, and adaptable. Would not hesitate to drive cross country. Write for additional info or pictures. Buyer must be over 18.
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...And You! If that's too cheesy, then I'd pick sarcasm instead.
Oh wait- a TYPICAL Friday? Is that different than Every Friday?
Also- don't let the mathematical trait scare you off. I have no idea why that's so high. I really actually suck at math. (for a car)
I'm not really 4' tall. It just seemed cooler to appear as a secret elf. I'm 5'11" if it matters.