Eggs are a liquid chicken.
I'm a bit of a creep to be honest.
Looking for things that are aesthetically pleasing.
Red wine or gin.
TV: Curb your enthusiasm, Trailer park boys, Workaholics, American horror story
Music: This literally changes on a weekly basis. As a general rule I like anything signed by Kitsuné
Food: Japanese or Thai. Anything seafood
I have recently been informed fatchicksinpartyhats no longer exists - I guess I'm pretty much dead?
How adults that ride those kids scooters have something seriously wrong with them.
We then hid in a bush and watched a fat lady on a bike cycle into it.
I still maintain it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
... I'm pretty sure this makes me a terrible person.
Bonus points if you're tall and funny.
Probably mostly if you'd actually like to get to know me.
You can see a bit more of what I get up to on Instagram - mmmmmmeow