About me? I am passionate about the people and things I love and will fight for them. I am one of the kindest people you'll ever meet, and I can, usually, prove this within the first 5 minutes of meeting you. I love to laugh, and mine is infectious. I am an odd duck who is, both, extremely patient and anxious. I prefer avoiding large crowds, however, I do know how to have a good time and appreciate the company I'm with.
I have a BS in film and video production, and I take work when I can, but to pay the bills I'm a non-certified teacher in special education, and I love it! My classroom is high school SXI, and working with my students is the most fun I've had in awhile, even on the bad days. I have the smile, as well as the scars, to prove it. Their personalities are so addicting. I also provide respite care to some very nice, and very cool, guys.
I hope to find someone who shares my similar interests. I'm a bit of a geek; comics, movies, video games, horror (zombies!), cartoons (The Simpsons!), etc. I enjoy that kindof stuff. I guess a kid at heart is a good way to describe me.
Let me clarify, by "down there" I'm obviously referring to their eyes since most women's eye-level is lower than mine, and the reason they're wet is due to the joyous tears from laughter I caused with my weird and witty personality. See I can explain jokes too. Oh wait, that ruins the joke! What have I done?!
Movies: Memento, Donnie Darko, Halloween, Evil Dead, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, The Shining, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers Upright Citizens Brigade, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, The Venture Bros., Hellsing, Samurai Champloo, pro-wrestling!!!, Phelous, Obscurus Lupa, Pewdiepie, Inside Gaming/Funhaus
Music: Tool, Puscifer, NIN, TV on the Radio, Josh Homme, The Rolling Stones, The Kills, The Raveonettes, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Combichrist, Korn, Static-X, KMFDM, Massive Attack, AWOLnation, Alt J; the song "Electric Love" from Bob's Burgers is one of the greatest songs of this century, thought you should know
Food: hamburgers (I make one of the best you'll ever eat), burritos/tacos, Chinese, pizza, Alfredo, chicken wraps, and I am slowly perfecting the common salad.
3. Head rubs and back massages
4. The Simpsons
5. Working out
6. Left 4 Dead
oh... and food, air, water.
How much these people are getting paid to make all these fake profiles?
Is this what I want?
It is said that an orgasm is "the little death," and that sneezes are comparable to having an orgasm. Does this mean that sneezes could be called "the tiniest death?"
Why people who believe in angels don't also believe in zombies?
Why creepypastas freak me out so much?
What are souls made out of? Are they a gas or a liquid?
If vodka companies are in cahoots with manufacturers of insulin? I mean, come on, sugar cookie and caramel flavored vodkas! Yeah, I'm sure they're not marketing to kids ;)
Why do I use old-timey speak, like cahoots?
Trust me, I know my situation is not ideal; for many reasons. I have a girlfriend who I love and my jobs can be demanding, but I am serious about dedicating my time and attention to someone equally passionate. Honestly, I don't expect many women to want what I'm willing to offer, but please know that I am not looking for booty-calls. I want to explore my happiness and find someone who wants to fight for me and with me; side by side.
If you are one of the few who have read past the 'open relationship' part of my profile then I will preemptively say, "Hello." I'm usually on here answering the questions, so if all you want to do is chat, then say, "hi, I'm (insert name)." That's usually a good place to start.
Also, if you want to exchange answers to all the questions. I have a feeling I aced it.