24 Methuen, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the type of person that saves ticket stubs and presses flowers, but never puts them into a scrap book. I just have them scattered everywhere. Which I think brilliantly illustrates how I'm a sentimental piece of shit who can't put their life together.

My current life goal is to make it into the government by the time I'm 25. Which by that age, I can start blaming everything on a quarter-life crisis.

I started using slang ironically, but now it's a part of my vernacular. Whoops.

I like long bus and train rides.

People think I'm Canadian wherever I go. I can't help that I say "aboot" funny.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm gonna find out where they're going and catch up with 'em later.

While I do that though, I'm trying to get back into some old hobbies or find some new ones I like. Like golf or drawing.
I’m really good at
Putting lipstick on in a moving vehicle.

Digging holes and hauling hay.

I'm the perfect traveler, to the point that people assume I'm not American and refuse to believe me until I pull out my passport.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a carbon copy of Daria Morgendorffer.

I may be covered in mud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books:
*A Song of Ice and Fire
*Kitchen Confidential
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
*The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
*After Dark
*The Phantom Tollbooth
*Gathering Blue

Favorite Movies:
*Boondock Saints
*Next Stop, Wonderland

Favorite Shows:
*Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
*Parts Unknown
*An Idiot Abroad
*Peaky Blinders
*Whatever I find on netflix, I don't have cable

Favorite Bands:
*Foo Fighters
*The Black Keys
*System of a Down
*Team Sleep
*Red Fang
*Fu Manchu
*Corrosion of Conformity
*In This Moment
*Royal Blood
*The Birthday Massacre
The six things I could never do without
*Steel toe boots
*Duct tape
*My Dr. Seuss cup
*Chef Knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much money does John Cena make from the Hefty commercials?

What's Gary Busey been up to lately?

How many hours of Skyrim can I play before I have to attend to my responsibilities?
On a typical Friday night I am
I work weekend mornings, so I don't go out much (I never go out) on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once sat through 6 hours of River Monster re-runs.

I'm blind in one eye, but can you guess which one?
You should message me if
I brake for beards, dogs, and flannel.

Please like hockey.