I'm pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.
Full-time graduate student. Retail slave to the masses.
Chronic night-blogger, pleb, and shitlord.
My biggest influences are Anthony Bourdain and Hunter S. Thompson.
I don't want to be the very best, I would rather be comfortably mediocre.
Putting lipstick on in a moving vehicle.
I think I can sing pretty well.
*A Song of Ice and Fire
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
*The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
*The Phantom Tollbooth
*Next Stop, Wonderland
*Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
*An Idiot Abroad
*Whatever I find on netflix, I don't have cable
*The Black Keys
*System of a Down
*Corrosion of Conformity
*In This Moment
*My Dr. Seuss cup