23 Methuen, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the type of person that saves ticket stubs and presses flowers, but never puts them into a scrap book. I just have them scattered everywhere. Which I think brilliantly illustrates how I'm a sentimental piece of shit who can't put their life together.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm gonna find out where they're going and catch up with 'em later.
I’m really good at
Putting lipstick on in a moving vehicle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a small tatertot with the mouth of R. Lee Ermey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books:
*A Song of Ice and Fire
*Kitchen Confidential
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
*The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
*After Dark
*The Phantom Tollbooth
*Gathering Blue

Favorite Movies:
*Boondock Saints
*Next Stop, Wonderland

Favorite Shows:
*Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
*Parts Unknown
*An Idiot Abroad
*Peaky Blinders
*Whatever I find on netflix, I don't have cable

Favorite Bands:
*Foo Fighters
*The Black Keys
*System of a Down
*Team Sleep
*Red Fang
*Fu Manchu
*Corrosion of Conformity
*In This Moment
*Royal Blood
The six things I could never do without
*Dank memes
*Civ V
*My Dr. Seuss cup
*Chef Knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much money does John Cena make from the Hefty commercials.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for Old Man Carver's bones
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like trashy television and hipsters.

I can't ride a bike.
You should message me if
I brake for beards, dogs, and flannel.