23 Methuen, United States
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My self-summary
Just your average bloody creature poster-girl.

I'm pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.

Full-time graduate student. Retail slave to the masses.

Chronic night-blogger, pleb, and shitlord.

My biggest influences are Anthony Bourdain and Hunter S. Thompson.

I don't want to be the very best, I would rather be comfortably mediocre.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm gonna find out where they're going and catch up with 'em later.
I’m really good at
Starting things that I'll never finish.

Putting lipstick on in a moving vehicle.

I think I can sing pretty well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a small tatertot with the mouth of R. Lee Ermey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books:
*A Song of Ice and Fire
*Kitchen Confidential
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
*The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
*After Dark
*The Phantom Tollbooth
*Gathering Blue

Favorite Movies:
*Boondock Saints
*Next Stop, Wonderland

Favorite Shows:
*Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
*Parts Unknown
*An Idiot Abroad
*Peaky Blinders
*Whatever I find on netflix, I don't have cable

Favorite Bands:
*Foo Fighters
*The Black Keys
*System of a Down
*Team Sleep
*Red Fang
*Fu Manchu
*Corrosion of Conformity
*In This Moment
*Royal Blood
The six things I could never do without
*Dank memes
*Civ V
*My Dr. Seuss cup
*Chef Knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer?! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
On a typical Friday night I am
Doin' hoodrat stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like trashy television.
You should message me if
I brake for beards and dogs. Amuse me. If you like any of the bands I listed. Or even if you don't but want me to check out a band you like.