38Pflugerville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a different type of guy, and I definitely like other gents who feel comfortable being different and can think on their own. I can be rational to a fault, but I'm just as into guys who are artsy or granola (that's an adjective!) as well as science 'mos. I don't seem to have a type- just an inexplicable electric attraction to a various guys in my history with no recognizable pattern..

I have a lot of interests, and I LOVE people that have the ability to keep themselves stimulated! I'm into pastry, general cooking and cuisine, glassblowing (I make art marbles and Christmas ornaments), tinkering with electronics, virtual reality, digital art and computer animation, skydiving, gardening and homesteading, video games, rollerblading, performance driving, computer programming, etc.

I'm an INTJ, for what it's worth.

Negativity is a drag, but I think it might be helpful to include two things that do not care for. If you ever find yourself *bored,* we won't hit it off. I'm a thinker with a hair-trigger bullshit alarm, so I am reactive to silliness like alternative medicine, any type of "healing," willful scientific ignorance, and crossfit.

If you are a selfie whore, go away, Narcissist scum.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a computer programmer by day, and an avid amateur pastry chef when I'm not working. I host a cooking club for gay guys (www.theepicureans.com).
I'm becoming an urban homesteader as a product of my love of learning how to do things and being self-sufficient. I garden, can (mostly pickles), have a few chickens that are a huge source of amusement, and have a bee hive waiting for a swarm.
I love road trips, camping, dining out at new places, and driving fast with the music pumping. I enjoy going out, but sometimes I find it hard to tear myself away from all of my projects.
I'm a big fan of the to-do list. I keep a master one that keeps me sane and productive.
I’m really good at
computer programming, cooking, gardening, video games, digital art, failing to die during spurts of spirited driving, surviving Dutch ovens
The first things people usually notice about me
...are my frequent guffawing and how I look like a Mormon but could make the devil blush.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Margaret Atwood: 'The Handmaid's Tale'
Phillip Pullman: 'His Dark Materials' trilogy;
Stephen King: 'Four Past Midnight'

Spirited Away, Sordid Lives, Superstar, Office Space, Broken Hearts Club, Amelie, Labyrinth, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Howl's Moving Castle

Series: Archer, Pushing Daisies, Adventure Time, Robot Chicken, Suits

Music: The B-52s, De Phazz, Pink Martini, Samantha James, Groove Armada, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Robbie Williams, and most of the stuff on Café Del Mar albums.

Food: cake, French fries, fried chicken, tiramisu, popcorn, coffee, tomatoes from the garden, tonkatsu sauce
Six things I could never do without
Sugar, cream, Wet, computers, fun music, nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...biotech and synthetic life. I'm totally digging it. Setting up a little wet lab in my house soon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching movies, playing SingStar or video games with friends, having a party, or dressing cats up in drag.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There isn't much about me that's private, but here's a juicy confession- I love women's cereal.
You should message me if
...you're a wholesome whore, or whorenun.
...we share some interests. I like scientists, geeks, artists, salt-of-the-earth, capitalists, sluts and "niceguys" a whole lot!
...and you know that faith is not a virtue.

And don't sweat the match percentage. I answer all of the questions extremely honestly instead of picking the Sunday school answers, and I strongly suspect that skews my scores quite a bit. OKCupid claims I am "less good-natured" than average, but I disagree.
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