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My self-summary

INSANE moves.

What I'm currently listening to on repeat.

I can't help but move to this!
And this.


Just because I viewed your profile and didn't send you a message doesn't necessarily mean I'm not interested. I'm a pretty busy gal and can be forgetful at times. With that being said, stop by and say hi :)

"Woman was created from Man's rib; Not made from His head to top Him; Nor from His feet to be trampled; But from His side to be His equal, Under His arm to be protected, And near His heart to be loved."

I am a face poser. Don't mean to mislead but please read the stats: FULL-FIGURED. If you have problems with big women, I am not the person for you.

I'm looking for someone who's passionate. Someone who has goals, morals, standards for themselves...one who understands the importance of employment and having a reliable means of transportation. I understand there are special circumstances in which a person has neither.

I like a guy who takes care of himself. I'm in NO way attracted to schlumps or people who could care less about the way they look. I know how to present myself, and I care about the impression I make on people. I like to smell nice. I like it when my partner smells nice.

Sexual chemistry is as important to me as intelligence and physical attraction. If you don't know a thing, sit in on a 5th grade health class for starters, and then get yourself a domme to train you. I don't play that.


- I don't text and drive often but since I'm a multi-tasker, I can focus on every aspect of the road at the same time. It's called peripheral vision and choosing what your primary focus is going to be. And voice to text. That's always interesting.

- I have three classifications of underwear: daily, saucy, and last resort.

- I am licensed to operate a motor vehicle, and I own one.

- I have piercings and tattoos, and I am proud of my canvas.

- I do not give my cell number out to people I'm not comfortable with, so don't ask to text, either.


- typn lik dis is annoying

- If your self-summary says something along the lines of -nothing- and you have no photo, I will not respond. Or I may, out of boredom just to see how much of your time I can waste.

- I can be a smart ass

- I can be sarcastic

- I can be super silly and energetic!

- I am generally a happy individual.

- I have kids, so if you don't like them, don't message me.

- I don't like drama. I don't associate myself with people who invite it into their lives, or thrive off of it; however, dramatic situations are going to happen. It's what you do with it that matters. I'm not a drama queen.

- The comma goes here, not here ,or here , okay?

- I like iPhone MMORPGs.

- I am addicted to dubstep.

- I love JennaMarbles. And Maru.

- I have a high alcohol tolerance; I enjoy drinking, but I don't do it often.

- And no, I'm not perving on you. I just seriously forget who I've viewed so if you see me in your list a lot, my bad. Really! Or you're just SUPER hot and I'm showing all my super hot girlfriends your super hot photos.


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What I’m doing with my life
- work
- kiddies
- happy friendings
- being spicy and fabulous
I’m really good at
- finding humor in a lot of situations, even the bad ones;
- being ENORMOUSLY silly;
- overusing and/or misusing the semicolon;
- taking and/or editing photos;
- naughty things
- c r e a t i v i t y

More to come as I think of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ones that don't suck, and disaster flicks.

Blacklist, True Blood, Lost Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Dexter, Glee, SVU, Tattoo Nightmares, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Tomorrow People, Vampire Diaries

Classical, R & B, Alternative, Metal, New Age, Indie, Electronica, Dubstep, Instrumental... I'll put up a list of favorite artists at some point because genres are too broad.
The six things I could never do without
1. My kids
2. My iPhone
3. Oxygen
4. Sustenance
5. Thunderstorms
6. *giggle*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
crap I don't need to be thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing several things...

- cleaning up dinner off of my kitchen floor or out of my daughter's hair (or both)
- watching my DVR'd shows while my kids kill the zombies that have infected our home
- sitting with my youngest on the couch while my oldest continually blows me away with his mad gaming skills
- ROUTINES *headdesk*
- going to bed annoyingly early out of utter exhaustion