I am a pretty weird individual. I make costumes and build props for fun. I play video games sometimes. I play the accordion, and have a nice singing voice but I'm shy about it. I like going for long, rambling walks, and don't consider it a success unless I come home covered in mud and possibly poison oak.
Disclaimer: I can't actually go on long, rambling walks with you right now because I have a weird bone tumor in my knee. It's not trying to kill me but it makes hiking really shitty. I need to get it cut out but I'm a giant weenie. If you ask nicely I'll show you the crazy x ray.
My degree says I'm a fashion designer but in reality I take care of small children for a living and build weird crap for other people to enjoy on the weekends.
Unless you want a custom made three piece suit and you need it in like two weeks and it has to be perfect. Fuck that shit I'm a stoner college student not a magical seamstress elf.
Fermenting stuff, mostly beer, with the occasional cider or ginger beer. Also pickles and sauerkraut. Me and microbes have a special friendship.
Playing accordion in a robot arm.
2. Swiss Army knife
3. Scissors (if no scissors, see #2)
4. Various costumes and disguises
5. A vast collection of books
6. Fuzzy animals
I collect antique vibrators.
You have a pet and you'll let me pet them.
You want to dress up like flappers and go out to a speakeasy and make out in a dark corner.