31Oakley, United States
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My self-summary
I give up.... Please don't hit me up if you're not looking for serious or relationship related. I'm not looking for a hookup, "fun", or friends. Such a waste of time.

I am a mom/dad.
I am a college graduate.
I am an Ordained Minister. (Seriously)
I am employed.
I am a medical biller and coder.
I am successful.
I am hilarious.
I am inappropriate.
I am sarcastic.
I am independent.
I am a Sharks/Giants/49er fan.
I am a smart ass.
I am trying to buy a house.
I am a sucker for perfect teeth.
I am low maintenance, and I prefer it.


I have a short fuse.
I am a honkaholic. (I have an old school Oh-u-ga horn)
I have a love for sports.
Chocolate and I have an understanding.

I can quote most comedies.

I love beer.

I play softball.
I coached women's varsity soccer for 6 years.
I played soccer for 21 years.
I can play almost any sport I've ever tried.
I can watch a sports game and know what's going on.
My son and I are huge Sharks, Giants and Niner fans.
My favorite sport is Hockey.
I may have some cushion now but I'm still really athletic and active.

I may be curvy, too much for some, but you won't meet a girl with a better personality or make you laugh more.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a full time mom, I have my son everyday except when "he" feels like picking him up.

I am a medical biller for a dermatologist in Antioch.

My son and I will be home owners once someone accepts our offer.

I am financially successful alone. But with my son my parents are my huge support system.
I’m really good at
Being a mom.

Making people laugh.

Quoting comedy movies
-Happy Gilmore
-Billy Madison
-Old School
-Wedding Crashers
-Grandmas name a few.

Saying what everyone is thinking.

Making uptight people uncomfortable.
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt.
My eyes.
My hair.
Being "fun-sized", I'm 5'0.
(That's what people call it, not me)
Six things I could never do without
My son, my family, sports, beer, money, love...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I hate being counted out because I have a child, truth is... I would not be who I am without him, I have bettered myself since I got pregnant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie with my son.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in love with Adam Sandler!! And Paul Rudd!!

Also, I'm addicted to chocolate!!
You should message me if
You can handle a sarcastic woman.
If you're not afraid of a woman with curves.
If you're funny.
If you want someone to laugh and spend your time with.
If you can handle a woman with a child and still keep in mind he comes first...always..
The two of us