I am a mom/dad.
I am AWESOME.
I am a college graduate.
I am an Ordained Minister. (Seriously)
I am employed.
I am a medical biller and coder.
I am successful.
I am hilarious.
I am inappropriate.
I am sarcastic.
I am independent.
I am a Sharks/Giants/49er fan.
I am a smart ass.
I am trying to buy a house.
I am a sucker for perfect teeth.
I am low maintenance, and I prefer it.
Edit: I BOUGHT A HOUSE!!
I have a short fuse.
I am a honkaholic. (I have an old school Oh-u-ga horn)
I have a love for sports.
Chocolate and I have an understanding.
I can quote most comedies.
I love beer.
I play softball.
I coached women's varsity soccer for 6 years.
I played soccer for 21 years.
I can play almost any sport I've ever tried.
I can watch a sports game and know what's going on.
My son and I are huge Sharks, Giants and Niner fans.
My favorite sport is Hockey.
I may have some cushion now but I'm still really athletic and active.
I may be curvy, too much for some, but you won't meet a girl with a better personality or make you laugh more.
I am a medical biller for a dermatologist in Antioch.
My son and I will be home owners once someone accepts our offer.
I am financially successful alone. But with my son my parents are my huge support system.
Making people laugh.
Quoting comedy movies
-Grandmas Boy...to name a few.
Saying what everyone is thinking.
Making uptight people uncomfortable.
Being "fun-sized", I'm 5'0.
(That's what people call it, not me)
Also, I'm addicted to chocolate!!
If you're not afraid of a woman with curves.
If you're funny.
If you want someone to laugh and spend your time with.
If you can handle a woman with a child and still keep in mind he comes first...always..