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My self-summary
So... Me summed up in a paragraph. Fuck that, bullet points.

-If we meet in person and you don't look like your pictures, you're buying me drinks until you do.
-That was a joke.
-I'm generally very quiet in new social environments.. Unless I have at least one good friend with me, I tend to stand back and observe people in the wild.
-I'm a former professional drummer with international accolades.
-I swear constantly. Some find it crass or offensive. I don't care.
-I worked in Social Justice for over two years fighting for women's rights, LGBTQ+ equality, racial equality, and nature conservancy.
-I personally identify as pansexual.
-I have very little idea what I'm actually doing with my life.
-I have a deep seated love for camping, even though I haven't done it in over three years.
-I work in/run haunted houses during the Fall season.
-Lover of all things horror/Halloween
-Light to moderate body mod, depending on your definition.
-Lover of beer.
-Hater of beer snobs.
-I can (most likely) drink you under the table.

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What I’m doing with my life
What AM I doing with my life?

Bartender on weekends, bingo caller on Wednesdays, dart league captain, bowler when I have the time, and generally adventuring* while I'm still young enough to do so.

* I totally consider binge-watching Netflix to be an adventure in its own right.
I’m really good at
Making off-color comments at inopportune moments. And making people laugh, from what I'm to understand. I can also make you a killer bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, then my voice, then my tattoos if they're showing, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hannibal series, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Dangerous Angels, etc.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.

Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.

Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.

Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.
Six things I could never do without
Horror Movies
Stout Beer
Marlboro Reds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, the future, if I want a beer right now, if I want food right now, and various other generic bullshit that everyone thinks of on a day to day basis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, always. I'm a Monday evening kinda partier.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask, and you shall receive.
You should message me if
If you wanna talk. Or laugh. Or make inappropriate jokes. Or if anything on here has made you think we might be friends.
The two of us