-If we meet in person and you don't look like your pictures, you're buying me drinks until you do.
-That was a joke.
-I'm generally very quiet in new social environments.. Unless I have at least one good friend with me, I tend to stand back and observe people in the wild.
-I'm a former professional drummer with international accolades.
-I swear constantly. Some find it crass or offensive. I don't care.
-I worked in Social Justice for over two years fighting for women's rights, LGBTQ+ equality, racial equality, and nature conservancy.
-I personally identify as pansexual.
-I have very little idea what I'm actually doing with my life.
-I have a deep seated love for camping, even though I haven't done it in over three years.
-I work in/run haunted houses during the Fall season.
-Lover of all things horror/Halloween
-Light to moderate body mod, depending on your definition.
-Lover of beer.
-Hater of beer snobs.
-I can (most likely) drink you under the table.
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Bartender on weekends, bingo caller on Wednesdays, dart league captain, bowler when I have the time, and generally adventuring* while I'm still young enough to do so.
* I totally consider binge-watching Netflix to be an adventure in its own right.
Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.
Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.
Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.
Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.