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My self-summary
I am a guy. I have arms and legs and stuff. I can wiggle them around if I try.

I need to write more soon, don't I? :(
What I’m doing with my life
I have just returned from a year long venture across the world. Or at least parts of it. Much of Europe, Israel, and Mexico. Being as this is not a cheap affair, I am now fully invested in earning back enough money to blow it all on wonderful frivolities again. Hoping to get back into martial arts, writing, and guitar, too.

I'm currently a Massage Therapist, but I'm thinking about taking on something more medical.
I’m really good at
Unfortunate puns.
Massage (mah job).
Drawing spiky squiggles.
Spontaneous dramatic poses.
Animal facts.
Hair growing contests.
Apparently knowing all the people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My extended strands of protein and keratin.
I've been told I don't act like I look like I would act, but I'm not sure I understand it either.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm huge into fantasy, as well as also fantasy.
I'm big into the book series The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, but I've been reading The Dark Tower by Stephen King recently. I like things that make me laugh, and things that are pretty and unusual, but mostly I'm a sucker for a good plot or compelling characters.
I want to write someday, too.

Also, I like food. Don't you?
Six things I could never do without
People you can trust
Reverence for the human condition
Irreverence to have fun about it anyway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have all sorts of ridiculous stories, but I can't think of any one that is particularly more privileged than others. Ask me.
You should message me if
You have phalanges.
The two of us