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My self-summary
I am a professional trashcan drifter, talented cardboard box folder and lawnmower burnout master

My Names Jack. I'm 23. I live just outside Philadelphia.

I guess I should also mention I'm a moderator on here. How? I've been on here for so long they gave me a consolation prize.

I would also like to mention how invasive and inaccurate the questions on this site are. The personality quiz is a joke, so please don't take it seriously. Get to know the person and find out for yourself.
Oh who am I kidding no one is reading this.
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping too much
I’m really good at
Being vague, employing juxtapositions, calling an uber and smelling really good. And sailing, swimming, fishing and kayaking. Name a water sport, and I've probably done it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor.
Occasionally I get "You look like Taylor Lautner or Matt Damon."
Now I'm getting Kris Humphries.

I guess that's a good thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see.
My favorite books are Fight Club and the Percy Jackson series.
I love Lord of the Rings, both book and movies. Other movies I like are the Dark Knight/Batman series, Serenity, Waynes World, Jason Bourne series, Master and Commander, Tron, Midnight in Paris, Hot Fuzz, Clue.
My favorite show is Firefly. I used to like Walking Dead before it turned into utter shit.
My favorite band is Pendulum, and I like electronic music like drum n bass. I also listen to Daft Punk, Netsky, Perturbator, Carpentur Brut, The Midnight, Dave Matthews, Flogging Molly, Audioslave, The Black Keys, Ben Folds.
Food? Anything delicious
Six things I could never do without
My mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
School, music, college, life, relationships, friends. Just a bunch of random stuff.

How I'm going to get tickets to see Netsky or Gary Clark Jr.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I hate filling out these sections of my profile
You should message me if
You're bored
Looking for long term
live in PA/NJ
not an SJW/vegan
can tell me what Путін хуйло means.
The two of us