SqueeterMagoo
47 King of Prussia, United States
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My self-summary
A few words about me...

1. I'm honest, straightforward, and normal (apparently a rarity on this site)
2. I run my own business as well as teach at a local university
3. I am a professional musician in my spare time
4. I like animals more than most people
5. I believe pie is superior to cake, especially pumpkin and pecan pie (but any pie will do)
6. I have never cheated on anyone and never would
7. Your mom would like me
8. I prefer an intimate dinner out over a club or bar
9. I consider myself in good shape and strive to stay fit
10. I volunteer at an animal shelter
11. I like scary movies and documentaries
12. I'm not much of a cook
13. I have no tattoos or piercings (except for the massive red and black devil that takes up my entire back)
13a. That was a joke
14. I have a 13-year old TV that I'm perfectly happy with. Shit in high def is still shit.
15. I currently play in 2 bands: a cover band and a funk band
16. I like cereal. I mean, a lot. Right now I am on a Crispix bender.
17. Politically, I am a liberal through and through. GOP can suck it.
18. I'm a big "Daily Show" fan. Jon Stewart is awesome.
19. I'm a little disorganized but well-intentioned.
20. My most important possession is my iPod. From Mozart to Pantera to Miles Davis to James Brown...it's all there.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make a meaningful contribution so that when I'm gone people will say, "He was a good, decent guy who liked cereal."
I’m really good at
Standing in front of an audience and performing or speaking. Watching movies. Getting along with animals and babies. Flossing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dimples. And how much I resemble Mario Lopez (apparently).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to name.
The six things I could never do without
The numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. I mean, that would make life difficult.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome it must be to be a cat. Lie around all day, have all your meals prepared for you, and be super agile. Also, whether or not I should post a shirtless bathroom photo of me making a duck face while holding my hands like a gun. I'm considering it.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home reading or watching a movie. Maybe playing a gig, although Saturdays are more common.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I eat cereal for all 3 meals. Pretty rare, though.
You should message me if
You're feeling so inclined.
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