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My self-summary
Oh crapp! Not this stuff again? I guess I should start out with blah, blah, blah, yatta, yatta, yatta. Confused? Then ask me, and I'll try to clarify a blah or yatta for you. I am a Christian, so I tend to see things a certain way. That being said, I think it unwise to put me in a box or assume I am like all other Xians. I am not the cookie cutter type of Xian that everyone thinks of, but march to my own beat. I don't like vague or open ended questions, so I will try and narrow it down a little for clarification purposes, in order to give a more reasonable answer. I am here to make a few friends. I'm not talking about friends with benefits, or hookups either. Should friendship blossom into romance, well we'll have to see. I just want to add that although I think of myself as an average build, people I work with and know call me skinny, so I changed my body type to thin. I guess the reason I put average down originally is that I've always been thin, until I hit 40ish and woke up one day with what I call a "rootbeer belly". I don't know where it came from and have been unable to send it back, but I guess a small gut and love handles is a part of the aging process.

I am introspective, loyal, and trustworthy
What I’m doing with my life
The only thing that comes to mind at the moment, is the song by Firehouse, "Trying to Make a Living". I found work in North Carolina at a retail chain and transferred with the same company when I moved back to Ohio in 2010. Though I live in Delaware, I work in Upper Arlington. I'm lucky to have found something in todays economy. I work at a familiar retail store chain. It's actually a combo store, meaning we have two separate stores in one building. It's called TjMaxx and Home goods on Henderson and Reed. I am now a Coordinator or Supervisor on the Home goods sales floor, but I still unload the trucks in the morning, for both sides of the store. It leaves me a little tired by the time you walk in the door to ask me "Do you work here?", even though I have a name badge that says "Joe S. Coordinator"....lol. Any ways, I've probably met a few of you and not even realized it, or you have met me and didn't know it. In life, coincidences abound, or so I've learned...lol. See you soon.
I’m really good at
Confusing people. Just ask, and see if you are more confused than before you asked me something. I do like puzzles (not just the cardboard kind), things that make you go "huh?" I may not have the answers, but it's fun trying to figure it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure, I can't read minds. If I could, I'm sure you'd be in trouble. Hey, stop that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy fantasy reading. Things to escape reality. I like <<Katherine Kurtz>>,<<David Eddings>>,<<Terry Brooks>>,Tolkien>>,<<C.S.Lewis, Harry Turtledove, and George R.R. Martin to name a few. Movies are varied, into my own catagories. War, comedy, drama, and old classics. Depending on my mood, my music choices vary. Though I tend to not listen to rap or country. As far as food goes...the hotter the better. If I'm crying at the end of a meal because of the spices, not the amount of the check, then it was a good meal.
Six things I could never do without
God, self awareness, food, water, shelter, and really soft toilet paper (for the crying encore after dinner).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Like remember when Spider Man first got his "Spidy" senses. The little filaments came out of his skin so he could "stick" to things and climb walls and such. Well just how long were the ones coming out of his feet, because they would have to be long and strong to get through his rubber soled shoes. Otherwise he would only be able to do things barefoot, or only be able to climb with his hands while his feet would be doing an ice scating routine trying to get a grip.
On a typical Friday night I am
Basically doing nothing important. I might spend some time playing on the computer, watching T.V. shows or movies on my pc, or if I'm really bored...reading a book. I completed all 5 books of "Game of Thrones" earlier this year, and am currently reading Turtledove's second trilogy of "Second Contact". I really don't know any one here (other than coworkers), so it's hard to go out and do nothing, someplace else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At work (if I'm out on the sales floor instead of the backroom), and I see an attractive woman wearing some excersize pants with "Juicy" on her butt, I wonder if that is a false advertisment. I doubt she would've put them on by mistake only to wonder why people (men generally) would be staring at her butt.
You should message me if
...you're breathing and have a pulse. You are NOT looking for a hook-up, or a "friend with bennies". If you are single and I think we might have something in common (other than the breathing/pulse thing), I will respond. I have an over active imagination, so be fore warned. If you should want to know anything about me, might I suggest you be as spesific as you can, otherwise I can come up with as many answers as I can to your question that wont evan answer the original question. So no open ended questions please. You may also just pen-pal me if you want. It's always nice to get a woman's point of view on things from time to time (other than Mom, Aunts and a Sister).
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