StandupMA
50 Stoughton, United States
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My self-summary
I am looking for chemistry, laughs, and intimacy with a brilliant, fun-loving, passionate woman. You'll take my breath away with your wit, grace and fetching beauty. You are tired of dating people who need to be dragged out of their comfort zones - always too busy to enjoy the season, the world, and each other's company (if only at least once a week). Me too!

You get: engaging conversation, attentive adulation, a wily play partner…a co-conspirator, carousing companion, a worthy opponent. In short, I'm wicked cool, freakin' funny, and clean up even better than my pictures look.

My own worst critic, I strive to improve myself every day. Always up for coffee and a chat, you'll find me great company. I also enjoy dancing and funk well for a Caucasian of Irish descent, but am weak in Latin and Swing (teachers are encouraged to apply...)

You love fun and games but not head games. Sundresses, little black dresses, and eyeglasses are real turn-ons.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently started a new b2b sales job, focused on computer and business skills training. My background includes work in higher ed and television production - both behind and in front of the classroom/camera. I also have performed stand-up, starting back in 2002 (NYC and locally). I took an extended break from comedy a couple of years ago to focus on writing. Currently producing a Web-based video project. Not a starving artist by any means...just one with a solid day job chasing my muse!
I’m really good at
trivia (especially entertainment and history). I'm an extremely fast reader, very insightful and enjoy meeting new people. I like poker, preferring live to online.
The first things people usually notice about me
Very open and personable. Deep blue eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books...Mark Kurlander non-fiction, SciFi, Horror, History, Tolkein , Anne Rice, Steven King, Wicked/etc, H. Potter, Malachi Martin
Favorites: The Right Stuff, Seven Days in May, Fail Safe, A Concise History of the Catholic Church, On the Road

Movies...The War of the Worlds (1953), Jaws, Forbidden Planet, The Producers (1967), Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, The Magnificent Seven/Seven Samarai, When Harry Met Sally, Aliens, Die Hard, Hudson Hawk, LOTR, Rio Bravo

Music...Green Day, The Go-Gos, Sinatra, No Doubt, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Ramones...I'm all over the place

Also love amusement parks. I'd like to get to the Disney Parks (here and abroad) and Vegas regularly with a simpatico someone. Just saying!
The six things I could never do without
1) a good pair of socks
2) my faith
3) wisdom learned through years of mistakes
4) my family and friends
5) a corkscrew
6) a towel (obviously)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
politics, pop culture, history, Syracuse basketball, the universe and my small slice of it
On a typical Friday night I am
much happier than Sunday nights...although all the best TV is on Sunday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the dating grind is getting a little old and finding someone special would be a good thing
You should message me if
1) you like what you've read/seen here
2) you can be honest about who you are and what you want
3) fun is part of your agenda
4) we can agree to disagree...and that's okay!
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