32 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Here's the deal...we all hate these parts of the profile where we describe ourselves. We sometimes read them on others profiles but usually only when our interest is already aroused. I have yet to find the perfectly crafted description on any profile, but I do know that using this area as a platform to rant about things you don't like about your ex-boyfriends is tacky and cliche and we should all agree to knock it off. So i'll make you a deal...lets try chatting...test it out...if after a lengthy conversation of substance you're not completely satisfied then at least we agree we gave it a shot
I’m really good at
Athletic workaholic often finding myself in trouble due to a desperate need for a sarcasm font.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me, stranger:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, shut up i like it!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that irritate me, then I write them down. I'm writing a book about common sense. For example, when getting on an elevator, wait for everyone to get off before you try and get on. And if you're the guy whose going to stand in front of the buttons, offer to push them for everyone else, otherwise I have to reach in front of your crotch and i'm not even going to look at you...and that's awkward.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a perfectly rational fear of Clowns, and I'd rather be Robin than Batman (read into that what you will).
You should message me if
If forced to make a choice I would always choose goofy/funny over hot...but if there is a god I won't be making that choice. I'm looking for a relationship full of fun, adventure, passion and blindingly hot sex. Feels a little like I'm reaching for the stars here but I guess thats why I signed up for this site. I like all the typical things, beach, movies, gym, hanging with my friends, and some not so typical things, sitting home and reading, and doing lots of volunteer work. But wish me luck on this search of mine and feel free to hit me up.