36Johannesburg, South Africa
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My self-summary
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got financial stability and are looking to improve yourself as a person, hun!
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly i'm trying to act like an adult. Its a struggle but i'm getting there. I'm responsible for people at work, responsible for my dog at home, and responsible for the disturbances my tenants cause. SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY! BLECH. Other than that i'm trying to come up with a criminal master plan so i never have to work again and so i can just go travel the world ad infinitum.
I’m really good at
Wasting time.

Making excuses.

Growing on people.

Arguing. No, this is something i'm AMAZING at.

Over thinking things.

Showing affection.


Honestly I'm usually good at most things that capture my interest.
The first things people usually notice about me
That i'm not entirely comfortable around new people but that i'm very honest and sincere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All time Favourite Movie: Fight Club

Books: I read all sorts, classics like Catch 22 to sci-fi to fantasy, to self-help and other non-fiction.
Right now i'm reading "The moon is a cruel mistress". Very thought provoking book.

Music: Soundgarden, Nirvana, BRMC, Rock, Blues, Jazz. HATE rap and cant really fit heavy metal into my ears.
I have recently started enjoying a lot of electronica, stuff like trip-hop and sexy beat jazz (i made that genre up because im bad with music genres)
Six things I could never do without
5 foods and 1 shelter. no wait...4 i got it:

2 foods, 3 water and 1 shelter. DEFINITELY could never do without those.

Honestly i can be really spartan. Theres nothing that i think i really cant do without, i grew up poor and learnt to do without. Oh wait.. i got one... My Imagination. I could never do without that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My purpose and place in the world.

Economics, how to get townships to run their own economy and currency without having to depend on the dwindling supply of lower class money.


Home security.

Becoming Batman in the name of home security.
On a typical Friday night I am
Casual wind-down drinks with a mate or two, sitting around the house and messing around on the interwebs. Fridays are generally decompression time, no more wild Fridays for me thanks. Maybe Saturdays but not Fridays.
You should message me if
All you wanna do is find a way back into love.
You can't make it through without a way back into love

You've been looking for someone to shed some light,
Not somebody just to get you through the night,
you could use some direction,
and you're open to my suggestions

There are moments when you don't know if it's real
Or if anybody feels the way you feel
you need inspiration
Not just another negotiation
The two of us