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My self-summary
Recommended by 4 out 5 OkCupid Visitors!

-I'm funny. As in an I've been paid to make people laugh kind of way. Full disclosure, My Mom is my biggest fan, but in my defense she does have an impeccable comedy palate.

-I'm smart in that I'm always learning something. I'm killer at trivia. Most of my trivia team names revolve around dinosaur puns.

-I'm mildly dorky, Its a good thing dorkiness became cool circa 2005. You'll find it endearing.

Honorable Mentions: I'm ambitious, adventurous, spontaneous, a non pretentious foodie, filled with wanderlust, active, liberal, a Bears fan, and an awesome partner to banter with.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping the kids who need it most. I teach life skills to High School students with low functioning autism.

Performing Improv and standup in the back of Mexican Restaurants on off nights.

Eating and drinking my way through life.
I’m really good at
Keeping a generally sunny disposition. I'm pretty much always in a good mood.

Laughing. It seriously makes the world a better place.

Cooking, conversation, and procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hopefully the aura of awesome.

It would probably be my eyes though. I get stopped on the street by strangers who comment on them on some regularity. A homeless man once said they sparkled. I swear they're pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I prefer non fiction. Erik Larson, Tina Fey, David Sedaris, Jack Kerouac, Jarrod Diamond, Shel Silverstein, R.L. Stine

Chasing Amy, 500 Days of Summer, Life is Beautiful, The Land Before Time, The Princess Bride

Party Down, Firefly, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead

90's R&B. Radiohead, Modest Mouse, The Head and The Heart, Mumford and Sons, Simon and Garfunkle

Everything. I hate olives and bologna.
Six things I could never do without
New Food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Changing the world.
Why I think that THING is funny.
What I would do if I won the lottery.
How not to get headbutted by my kids at school
On a typical Friday night I am
I tend to be pretty social on my weekend nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of big dogs and drowning... Evidently I'm a five year old.

I'm not so secretly skeptical about okcupid.
You should message me if
You're funny, smart, and cute, in that order.
The two of us