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My self-summary
I am on here looking for something special with someone special, be it anything from friendship to a relationship. A friendationship perhaps?
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the French secret service, standing on an oil rig, hitting golf balls at greenpeace boats with my nine iron. Ok, maybe some of that is isn't true, but part of it is.

Ich lerne auch Deutsch und ich möchte gern jemanden, mit wem ich Deutsch sprechen kann. 我要中文说的人,因为我在学中文。
I’m really good at
Technology geekiness. I have a tongue a little bit too long for my mouth. It's a very common feature in the Oxford area.

Oh and I cook a mean shepherds pie and my Pork and Rice Onepot is to die for!
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I have eight arms like a Hindi god. I also cry milk tears sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Air Crash Investigation, although it might not be the smartest thing to watch if you fly as often as I do.

I love foreign language films and stand by the belief that they should never be dubbed.

Did I mention that I also cook a killer Shepherds Pie? The food in China is also rather delicious and their food hygiene is often a great way to exercise your immune system.

I am a bit of a rocker too and I play drums and guitar. I love the rush of playing on stage and wish I got to do it more often. I get stage freight, but hey, if you're gonna face your fears head on, it usually helps if you're holding two wooden sticks.
Six things I could never do without
The screws through the plate holding the first metacarpal together in my left hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not Australian people realise that they're upside down. Perhaps that's why they don't fall into the sky...
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing. If only you worked as hard as I do...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't whistle.

I also have a phobia of heights but often climb up large structures as part of my job. If you're gonna face your fears, you had might as well make a living out of it, right?
You should message me if're the greatest person in the world.

I love the following things in a lady:
● A nice, welcoming, cute smile
● East Asian eyes, black and deep like the night sky (not corny, i promise)
● Down to earth and easy going, without being BORING
● A passion for passion
● A meal, prepared and cooked by ME!!
● A feminine tomboy nature
● Freckles
● A brain that is wired a little wrongly, just like mine

Things I don't like in a lady:
● Copious amounts of alcohol
● Green blood
● Argumentativeness or just general not being nice for no reason
● Excessive melodrama
● The inability to understand me sometimes (hint - any man on God's green earth will fall in love with you if you understand him sometimes)
The two of us