33 Rockville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm honest, funny, upfront, witty, energetic, sarcastic, smart, bizarre, compassionate, carefree, boisterous, passionate, and I thrive on spontaneity. I can sometimes even be embarrassing... I'm not your average, run-of-the-mill chica. My car and my legs are the only thing I depend on. I'm an outdoors girl and that's where you'll usually find me; whether it's sightseeing downtown, laying out on the beach, skipping through a lake, driving with no destination in mind, hiking in the woods, climbing weird shit, or just walking my dogs. I love the sun (a little too much sometimes) and what it does to my skin and my mood. I know, I'll pay for it later... I work in the healthcare field and I'm very proud of my career choice. I plan to further myself whenever I gather up the proverbial balls to do so. I love to cook and bake for others (and myself) and I'll agonize over if they like it or not. I love constructive criticism... It makes me a better person. Challenge me - I love it. Trust me, I'll challenge you. Be ready. I'll push the envelope because I can - to a certain degree. Make me laugh and I'll be your best friend. I guarantee I'll crack your ass up.

I don't get disgruntled often, so please don't try to piss me off. I'll make your life a living hell. I'm not an idiot, I'm actually quite intelligent. Trust me, no wool gets pulled over my eyes. Plus, it's too hot for that shit anyways. I'm not here for your pleasure and don't think I'm just another random hookup. Don't try to feed me a line of bullshit either. I know better. Again, I'm not an idiot.

I am here to meet as many people as I can - granted some will turn into great friendship. However, I'm hoping one will turn into more than that. We shall see. Fingers crossed - but I shan't hold my breath. I will give everyone the benefit of the doubt, as I always do.

By the way... If you love the Caps, Steelers, and Cirque de Soleil... You're ok in my book.

If you really actually read this and want to know my inner workings, message me! I love to engage in conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make the best of it... I have no regrets.
I’m really good at
Accepting others
Being funny
Hiding my emotions
Driving - fast
My job
Profanity... 😏
Expressing myself
Being honest
Useless trivia
Getting a sunburn
Acting goofy
Keeping secrets
Untangling necklaces
Hitting my head off of extremely hard objects
Learning quickly
Walking barefoot
Passing out on the beach, midday, with no sunblock... Eeks!!
Accepting faults
Telling time
Guessing things
Folding laundry
Shopping - for quality items of course
Pulling a room together
Styling my hair
Drinking Coke
Packing for a trip - I pack everything.
Making the best of things
Walking upright
Sleeping - when I can
Taking long showers
Getting one's attention
Making you fall asleep...
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a projectile voice and a hearty laugh. My teeth are huge and I smile a lot. I'm extremely easy to get along with and I'll try/do anything to make you laugh and feel comfortable with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How much time do ya have? I think I've listed enough shit on this page already.
The six things I could never do without
My job.
My family
My dogs.
The roof over my head.
A friend.
My phone.
Coke. The drink.

I know that's more than 6... But I don't really care.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything... Again... I could type forever...
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a sucker for chivalry and being treated like a lady.

I'm not used to that... It's all new to me.
You should message me if
You are interested... Actually, even if you're not, that interests me.