28Auburn, United States
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My self-summary
Here's a riddle! What if I held a small party with friends at my place where I would show off one of my favorite new toys. Hint: Those of us willing to play would have the choice at performing a hot lap dance. Can you guess the name of the toy in question?
What I’m doing with my life
Publix has me under life contract, so that's the 'life' part. I am committed to the core. I receive the many benefits. My mentor has made a career there. My family, friends, relations, and acquaintances work there as well. I am not just part of a great company. Publix is a part of me.

678-886-1349. I am compulsively checking my phone to satisfy my other curiosities. Or maybe I am looking to meet a promising match and I am hopeful she will try to contact me.
I’m really good at
Completing everyone's sentences! Not so much engaging in dialogue, because either I am too shy to open up, or we all are. It's apparent to me that most communication is marred in code and not without equivocation, which often lead to the common jargon 'huh?', only to add interruption and more ambiguity to the conversation. While I am not big on small talk, I try to be polite and honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't even know anymore. I am pretty much covered up when it gets cold at that time of year. Maybe the pace of my walking, or my aimlessly getting around and pushing through doors.

Summer EDIT - bruh, I look too damn sexy for clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I essentially judge a book by its cover. In view of the inconsistency of material used on said cover, I remain undecided in terms of favorite books, or don't read that many with the exception of my father's essay, "Long Live Salnave," which clarifies many a historical misconceptions about my great, great, grand father, army general and popular figure who was elected democratically President of Haiti.

Movie(s): I Love You Anne

Shows: HIMYM, My Wife and Kids, Criminal Minds, House.

Music: Sara Bareilles--"Oh my Goddess!"

Food: home cooked stuff is best.
Six things I could never do without
My sense, my folks, work, my boots, warm clothes (cotton-knitted gloves), food to eat, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing in particular.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fast asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not afraid of fear itself, and I am habitually confronted with situations outside my comfort zone. I drift adequately in the unknown.
You should message me if
You want to take a guess at my riddle, or you think we can become friends or maybe more. Good luck!
The two of us