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My self-summary
I have a voice and a heart of gold.
I am quick for my size and wise for my age.
When I smile a thousand angels sing hymns while playing harpsichords.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly but surely reaching 6'5.
Winning ALL the Madden and NHL games.
Being a badass in the kitchen and out.
Winning the internet.
Something to do with Buildings
I’m really good at
Saving dogs from burning buildings. (true story)
Bar trivia.
Wiggling my eyebrows. (less exciting true story)
Building field stone walls
The first things people usually notice about me
The beautiful brown eyes my parents gave me.
My dashing good looks and old world charm.
My dry humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books that make me dream.
Movies that make me think.
Shows that make me laugh.
Music that makes me dance.
Food that I can cook, and I can make pretty much anything.
Six things I could never do without
1. O2
3. H2O.
4. My Kitchen
2. Iphone.
6. Putting things in sequential order.
5. Not following directions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to convince myself I'm responsible enough to get a puppy
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking fine whiskeys in my beautiful den of fine mahogany, with naked maidens and slumbering bears at my feet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While I dont specifically believe in a higher power, on December 26th 2004, I drove from the southern most tip of the Indian peninsula in Kerela to the spice gardens of Thekady. If I had left an hour later than I did, I would have been obliterated by one of the worlds most devastating tsunamis. I think there's something looking out for me.... That was heavy, sorry
You should message me if
1) you have a sharp sense of humor and you know how to use it
2) You actually want to get to know me and not the absurdity which is this profile
The two of us