64Grand Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
I'm far less dangerous than my profile might imply. I just didn't want to rule anything out in advance - so I specified "BI" and checked all the "Looking for" boxes. You should roll thru the questions - many have comments to refine my position. Sorry if my attempts to demonstrate willingness get misinterpreted as "too much information". I can be a perfect gentleman, or I can be crude & lewd. I can keep my hands to myself, or I can stick my tongue where invited. I can be clean & sweet, or we can get dirty. I will take no action without your permission, and I await your imagination.

I used to have impossibly high standards, now I realize they just held me back. I don't look my age, I don't want to be my age, and I choose to not act my age.

Any feedback on the pictures? I made them just for you. Wanna make some new ones? PS: I have other pictures that do not meet "community standards" of this site.

I am mostly submissive, eager to please, and waiting for orders
What I’m doing with my life
Mythbusters' Credo: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. That's it for the bragging section.

I'm a chronic under-achiever with "such potential". A good fixer-upper. This unit is: original owner - low mileage - can be customized to your needs. Take advantage of what's possible.
I’m really good at
Building stuff in my woodshop. Updating house wiring. Organizing stuff. My computer is mostly used for making lists of media (DVD, VHS, CD, LP, books) and stuff in boxes & jars & little plastic drawers. Several visitors have said they wished they were so organized. They didn't see the pile of play clothes kicked into the corner.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually somebody bumps into me and says: "Sorry, I didn't see you". I suspect my superpower is invisibility. I can't dance, I can't act, I can't sing (not even in the shower). I can't tell a joke - but I'm used to being the butt of one.

I get asked why I am barefoot - I like the additional sensory input that you lose by wearing shoes. Stomping around in mud or slush can be so much fun, and I wasn't allowed to do it when I was younger (I can still act like a child). For exercise: walked 180 miles barefoot on neighborhood pavement in 2016.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books>authors: Tom Clancy, Douglas Adams

movies: well done Sci Fi, most are not. Like directors James Cameron, Steven Spielberg. Obviously Avatar has jumped to the top of the list, seeing it in IMAX 3D was well worth the premium price. Although I have a doubt about the basic premise of Ender's Game, I regret not seeing it on the big screen.

TV: most no longer in production, with no suitable replacements offered Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, 4400, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Mythbusters, This Old House

music: large collection of progressive rock & art rock, especially Tangerine Dream (112 albums so far), Genesis, Yes, Mike Oldfield, Pink Floyd, Police, Beatles, Vangelis, Patrick O'Hearn, William Orbit, Mannheim Steamroller, Firesign Theatre, Synergy and assorted members' thereof

food: Chocolate pudding licked out of the crevases of your body. The wonderful taste of pre-cum! Spaghetti with "Mom" sauce. The perfect burger will run down your arms and drip off your elbows. A napkin won't be enough, you'll need a hose.
Six things I could never do without
Music & big system to play it. (currently 7.5) SyFy & TCM & Science TV channels. A hot night to play naked outside in the rain/mud. My woodshop. toilet paper (last but certainly not least).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't I get replies to my messages? Even a "no".

Why is it so hard to actually meet somebody? You might like me.

Stuff. I know lots of things - too bad most of it is useless.

Why ideas just *pop* in - and I do not know from where.

Where could I put a mud pit? (I mean dirt + water = messy fun)

Why so many of the questions here need a comment beyond the limited answer choices presented.
On a typical Friday night I am
Here - searching for somebody to tell me to get naked for her/him/them/it. Otherwise, home alone, bored with the TV selections, (too bad that SyFy Channel ruined their great Friday lineup). I am willing to share and/or be shared. Or I'll be in bed because I have to be at work 4am Saturday morning. (AKA "stupid early")
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A guy I've known forever challenged me to a game of "Truth or Dare". He gave up trying to see how far I would go when he ran out of ways to try to embarrass me. What unsettles me is that I wasn't bothered by any of the things he dared me to do, while he refused most of my dares. Now he works out of state and I miss the degradation. How weird is that?

I was stupid enough to drive to a total stranger's apartment in response to an IM from horny 21M straight svp20 begging for a one nite stand blow job: "Roomie is sleeping, don't knock, door will be open, come right into bedroom". I never asked his name. He chickened out when confronted with the reality of what he had asked for, so nothing happened. But it could have ...
You should message me if
You're as crazy as I wish I was. I am unable to say "I'll do anything", there's a line I just won't cross. I don't know where that line is - so wanna help me look for it? Maybe you just want a new toy to play with. Or you wish to discuss an "infinite baffle subwoofer" project.

> I sometimes can not sign on without one of the ads crashing my computer. I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
> The IM system often locks up on me, if I vanish without saying goodbye, please stick around, I'll be back on as soon as I restart.
> I don't log on every day, so there may be a delayed response.
> Fill out your profile essays, answer questions, take tests. I want to see your scores, hi or lo.
> If you are seeking a "Sugar Daddy", I regret that I am not in a situation where I can be one.
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