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My self-summary
I contemplate changing my profile name, as when I made it, I was trying to find a double date for me and a cardboard box. Sadly it got married to a shopping bag from ShopRite, and I'm now dating on my own. Sorry, you box lovers. But hey, I'm still here... Hi! :)
*And please stop asking for pictures of the box... That's just gross guys/gals*

Real quick... IDK why people care so much, but I don't own a fedora/trilby. That photo was for a noir detective shoot. There wasn't a wide rimmed fedora in the wardrobe closet, so I tried to turn this straw looking trilby into a classic 1920s dark felt fedora. We good? Am I instantly more cool because I don't wear a hat? What is wrong with this generation, where memes dictate the way we view someone so strongly? hahaha Ok, here we go with the summary...

"An open mind is the path to fulfillment"

I guess I'm here mainly to find some new friends: text buddies, adventure partners, creative collabs, etc. I have many sides, can fit in almost anywhere, and like always pushing my limits. I try to surround myself with optimistic, ambitious, caring, and open-minded people, as that is the kind of individual I try to be... Try is always the key word, innit? haha

Yup... I see you have acute observation skills. hahaha I do indeed use a powerchair because of a physical disability that limits muscle growth. I never have walked, so inherently I see and live in this world from a really unique, and interesting perspective, that I'd love to share with you. *REAL TALK DIGRESSION INCOMING* No pity needed here, cause I get along just fine, and trust me, you'll get as much as me, if not more, out of any interaction. I'm a pretty amazing creature in many ways, and so are you; I just hope both of us get to experience the magic that comes from two outstanding individuals in full resonance with one another, be it with each other or the next instance of perfection to grace our lives. *BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING* And yes, that makes me technically a cyborg, being made up of over 50% metallic alloy of an unknown origin. hahaha

Feel free to say hi!
What I’m doing with my life
Things. Usually creatively driven: game dev, graphic design, digital art, marketing, some music stuff... Working on making my life as fulfilling as possible. I mean, I've got some crazy plans in the works!
I’m really good at
Back/feet rubs, knowing when someone is lying, singing someone to sleep, making someone who is crying laugh, being there when you need me most, breaking people's defenses, and drag racing the septa buses.

More on a professional skill side? I'm a decent singer, actor, song writer, poet, inventor, problem solver, entrepreneur, digital artist, animator, and director.
The first things people usually notice about me
My stunning smile and impeccable fashion sense; definitely not the 500 lb highly stylish yet overtly conspicuous monstrosity proverbially glued to my ass. hahaha

I'm often told I have really nice hands... softest too... I think my hands look weird, but many tell me I should be a hand model... lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Right now on Netflix I have Futurama, LOST, Bob's Burgers, Chuck, Supernatural, and How I Met Your Mother in my continue watching queue

Music: City and Colour, Death Cab for Cutie, Radiohead, George Watsky, Elliott Smith, Queen, Electric Wizard, The Animals, Nirvana, Snow Patrol, Tool, The Strokes, Mumford and Sons, and the Beatles obviously.
Lately I've been obsessed with beatbox battles... I so badly wish to see Tom Thum, or Dave Crowe, and his band Heymoonshaker live....

Hmm.... fried chicken, grilled chicken, baked chicken, microwaved chicken. Ummm, and bacon on tuesdays.
Six things I could never do without
My computer, music, the color green, chicken, art, and head scratches...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too much to write. Some thoughts rivaling famous philosophical meditations, some are poop jokes and poop joke adjacent, equally trivial, puns. Sometimes I come up with the next great invention, other times I just replay events in life, imagining how different they'd be with various choices and influences. I hate thinking... to myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows? Something crazy I hope. Open to suggestions!

I may be at a networking event/party, working late at the studio, fighting crime as the masked Bernard!^! [exclamation to the power of exclamation, not multiplying all numbers 1 through !^ now that's just dumb] or sitting on my bed watching lame youtube/twitch/netflix/kodi videos/shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get randomly bit by the insomnia bug, and will peruse this site at ungodly hours, so I apologize for the weird 3:30 am message... haha

I have a rather strong nerd streak. Went to college for digital animation so it makes sense. lol Anime, videogames, D&D, you name it, I probably have some interest in it. But, hey, nerds are cool now! hahaha

Really, nothing is too private, so go ahead, ask anything!
You'll win a coupon if you can make me feel awkward. haha But seriously... I WILL GIVE YOU A COUPON!
You should message me if
you want to talk about an art collaboration
you want to model for one of my photo manipulation pieces, or you want me to pose for yours
you want to make a noir detective type film starring me
you want to get a band going
you want to grab a drink
you want to go for a run/walk along one of the neighboring rivers
you want to give me an alibi for sunbathing
you want to design me custom clothes and start a fashion movement
you want to propose any activity that my presence will make 10x better

Now accepting cuddle buddy applications! haha
The two of us