32Ascot, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I think that open and honest communication is the most important factor for creating and maintaining successful, healthy and happy relationships of all kinds.

I live in Ascot, but I spend a fair amount of time commuting to London, and I have several places that I'm welcome to sleep over there (thanks to The0nlyChris among others).

I am polyamorous, and while I can act perfectly normal, I am very into BDSM.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a freelance comedian, rapper and singer.
I’m really good at
Getting on with people, being rational and logical about things, driving, teaching and psychology.

I enjoy going to alternative clubs in London, playing board games, computer games, climbing, whip cracking (including my fire whip), spending time with my friends and meeting new, interesting people.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm friendly, talkative, and bald.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Personal development and interest books: The Road Less Travelled, The Ethical Slut, How To Make Friends And Influence People, Roadcraft, Sex At Dawn, Influence: The Psychology Of Persuasion.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, Coupling, Firefly.

Films: Limitless, Drive, Lord of the Rings (all three), Sin City (both), The Matrix (original).

Games: Mansions of Madness, Galaxy Trucker, Zombicide, League of Legends, Rust, Guild Wars 2.

Music: Eminem, Foo Fighters, Sub Focus, Korn, The Lonley Island.
Six things I could never do without
The essentials (air, water, food and sleep, not being on fire)
My friends
Learning new things
Crazy nights out
My Android smartphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My friends, strategy, why things are the way they are, why people believe what they do, and how I can improve myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out having fun with my friends in London, enjoying various forms of debauchery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love taking really, REALLY dirty during sex.
You should message me if
You have the courage to do it.

I read and reply to every message I receive, and I really respect girls who make the effort to start an interaction.
The two of us