StevethePirate8
28 Piscataway, United States
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My self-summary
I tell the best worst dad jokes of all time. You can expect at least one of them to eventually land and be hilarious. You will eventually find this endearing. I also love loving things. That is to say, I love exploring and finding new aspects of life to enjoy, so I'm pretty much always down for trying new things and love people who can show me something new.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the city doing IT and in my downtime I'm always looking for [r]adventures. Want to hear some funny stories about either? Get about two beers in me then just ask. It'll be hilarious.
I’m really good at
Telling the best worst dad jokes ever. Seriously, though, my cooking will rock your world..if your world is your socks. I make a /killer/ breakfast with the world's fluffiest pancakes and/or the smoothest scrambled eggs. Also, my Excel skills are on fleek. In my 'spare' time I'm getting pretty good at video and audio editing as well as script writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
daaaaaa beard. And the smile that comes along with it. Or the fact that I am decently tall. This was especially true when I visited Japan. I felt like a monster there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I truthfully love all good literature and would probably rather kick a small chihuahua than throw away a book. You can bet on sci-fi fantasy and 19th century fiction.

Shows: Anything related to comics and sci-fi. And you can probably rope me into a competition show or two. Dancing With the Stars is my not-at-all guilty pleasure.

Movies: Pretty much good, witty, British humor or the occasional buddy flick (Monty Python, I Love You Man, Role Models, etc.).

Music: Instead of listing bands, let me just state the best damn concert I have ever been to: Koo Koo Kangaroo opened with their two-man children's rap act. Yes, there was a giant parachute over the audience. Next came Suburban Legends with choreographed dance numbers to their ska Disney covers. The Aquabats came on next with inflatable pool toys thrown into the audience. Reel Big Fish capped it off beautifully in the most fun way they could!

Food: Everything I cook. Just trust me. Let me cook for you and you will not regret it. I make a mean Japanese cuisine and my leg of lamb is to die for!
The six things I could never do without
1. My friends/family - they are awesome.
2. The internet - it's my job.
3. Pre-Workout Drinks - I once had one after 4 cups of coffee. I saw time.
4. Dry Humor - I can deadpan like a boss.
5. Happy music - keeps me from letting the bastards grind me down.
6. Cooking - I've thrown massive dinner parties for and my record attendance was 50 people all getting served a 3 course meal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next adventure is going to be. Next stop, Austin, Texas!
On a typical Friday night I am
FOOD TRUCKS!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've cried more during cartoons than any live action TV show or movie.

Seriously, Toy Story 3? Up? Grave of the Fireflies? They're like swift kicks to the feels. You might say they're my... Achilles feels...
You should message me if
You're an awesome person who loves going out and doing things. OR if you're a manic pixie dream girl.

Due to the number of bots on this web site, I now politely ask that people who message me answer the following question:

When Littlefoot's mother died in the original 'Land Before Time' did you feel sad?
A. Yes.
B. No.

(Bots: No lying.)
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