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My self-summary
I tell either the best or the worst dad jokes of all time. You can expect at least one of them to eventually land and be hilarious as well as eventually endearing. I also love loving things. That is to say, I love finding new experiences, so I'm pretty much always down for trying new things and love people who can show me something new.

Really, though, I am someone who prefers coffee to tea, dogs to cats, and Star Wars to Star Trek, though I also enjoy all those things in their own measure. I love doing things I often suck at (still bronze in League of Legends, but c'est la vie), and I'm always trying to learn something new (Linux, here I come).
What I’m doing with my life
Just started a new job at an amazing company helping keep people's servers together. I'm learning command line and bashing my head against the desk frequently (though I may have just repeated myself). On the side I'm running a side gig and helping a friend get a non-profit event off the ground. I've also just recently moved to the area so I'm still getting to know everything around and looking to learn more! I would say I'm doing quite a bit on my end.
I’m really good at
Retelling quotes or random trivia. I like to think I'm pretty good at making people laugh and having fun. Also, cooking. Seriously, my cooking will rock your world..if your world is your socks. I've been learning Japanese cuisine and I also make a /killer/ breakfast with the world's fluffiest pancakes and/or the smoothest scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
Daaaaaa beard. And the smile that comes along with it. Or the fact that I am decently tall. This was especially true when I visited Japan. I felt like a monster there.

Actually, no. The above is sort of a lie. what people MOST likely notice about me is that I am loud. Unintentionally so, as well. I just naturally project, and that's led to some fun scenarios.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I truthfully love all good literature and would probably rather kick a small chihuahua than throw away a book. You can bet on sci-fi fantasy and 19th century fiction on my bookshelf.

Shows: Anything related to comics and sci-fi. And you can probably rope me into a competition show or two. Dancing With the Stars is my not-at-all guilty pleasure. And OH MY GOD I loved Galavant.

Movies: Pretty much good, witty, British humor or the occasional buddy flick (Monty Python, I Love You Man, Role Models, etc.). But really, I love musicals, Pixar/Disney films, Princess Bride, and so much more. Oh, and Marvel films.

Music: Instead of listing bands, let me just state the best damn concert I have ever been to: Koo Koo Kangaroo opened with their two-man children's rap act. Yes, there was a giant parachute over the audience. Next came Suburban Legends with choreographed dance numbers to their ska Disney covers. The Aquabats came on next with inflatable pool toys thrown into the audience. Reel Big Fish capped it off beautifully in the most fun way they could!

Food: Everything I cook. Just trust me. Let me cook for you and you will not regret it. I make a mean Japanese cuisine and my leg of lamb is to die for!
Six things I could never do without
1. The deep-rooted belief that garlic improves almost any recipe
2. The sudo prefix and the -v flag.
3. Pre-Workout Drinks - I once had one after 4 cups of coffee. I saw time.
4. Dry Humor - I can deadpan like a boss.
5. Musicals and those damn catchy tunes I poorly sing all the time.
6. Cooking - I've thrown massive dinner parties and my record attendance was 50 people all getting served a 3 course meal cooked by me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My plans to take over the world.

Step 1: Set fire to the rain.

Step 2: Watch it fall.

Step 3: Feel the pain.
On a typical Friday night I am
For the next 3 months? Working. Gotta put in them night shift hours at work, but on the up side I have Saturday, Sunday, and Monday totally free and I'm gonna make them count!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've cried more during cartoons than any live action TV show or movie.

Seriously, Toy Story 3? Up? Grave of the Fireflies? They're like swift kicks to the feels. You might say they're my... Achilles feels...
You should message me if
You're an awesome person who loves going out and doing things. I want to explore everything around me, and I want someone to do this with!

Due to the number of bots on this web site, I now politely ask that people who message me answer the following question:

When Littlefoot's mother died in the original 'Land Before Time' did you feel sad?
A. Yes.
B. No.

(Bots: No lying.)
The two of us