Stew_Rat
26 Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Stuart.

I have strong feelings about Star Wars.

I serially bail on social engagements to catch up on sleep.

I drink in moderation, rarely get drunk. I do not smoke, I do not do drugs.

I am very liberal, especially with social issues. We will not be friends if you have problems with LGBT people, Muslims, foreigners, people of color, poor people, etc.

I am not religious. I do not mind at all if you are, provided you don't use religion to excuse prejudice.

I'm awkward as hell. Seriously, don't act like it's surprising, I warned you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a paramedic, and I spend 4-5 days a week on the ambulance. Long hours, but rewarding work.
I’m really good at
Fixing bikes
Making awkward situations more awkward
Nerf gun fights
Shooting rubber bands
Really, really terrible puns
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk really loudly. It's not on purpose, I'm just loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Death Metal and Bluegrass. No, I'm not joking.

Movies: Star Wars, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, Star Wars, Art School Confidential, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, V for Vendetta, Monty Python.

Shows: Metalocalypse, Firefly, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Red vs Blue, Rick and Morty. I like cartoons.

Books: Shogun, Leviathan Wakes, A Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, 1984, Dune, Sherlock Holmes.

Food: Burritos, Sushi, and just about everything else. I'm not a picky eater, there are only a handful of things I don't like.
The six things I could never do without
-Deep-seated insecurities (I'm sure I have at least six of those).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chaos theory and entropy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at work, and have forgotten which day of the week it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm trying to think of something to put here, but everything is either way too private, or not private at all, so... It's rather difficult. Just ask, I suppose?
You should message me if
You're fun, kind of nerdy, and like hanging around, bike rides to nowhere in particular, and watching zombie movies.

Also, if you can deal with someone almost impossible to schedule around.

Do not message me if you're the kind of person who thinks gay marriage is immoral.
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