Stew_Rat
26 Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Stuart.

I am seeing someone and not actively searching for anything else right now.

I have strong feelings about Star Wars.

I serially bail on social engagements to catch up on sleep.

I'm not anti-social, but I'm more into small gatherings with a few friends and a few beers. I do go out to parties on occasion, but I don't really get drunk, and I tend to be among the earliest to leave.

I drink in moderation, rarely get drunk. I do not smoke, I do not do drugs.

I am very liberal, especially with social issues. We will not be friends if you have problems with LGBT people, Muslims, foreigners, people of color, poor people, etc.

I am not religious. I do not mind at all if you are, provided you don't use religion to excuse prejudice.

I'm awkward as hell. Seriously, don't act like it's surprising, I warned you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a paramedic, and I spend 4-5 days a week on the ambulance. Long hours, but rewarding work.
I’m really good at
Fixing bikes
Making awkward situations more awkward
Nerf gun fights
Shooting rubber bands
Really, really terrible puns
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk really loudly. It's not on purpose, I'm just loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Modest Mouse, Iron & Wine, Sufjan Stevens, Nine Inch Nails, How to Destroy Angels, System of a Down, Dethklok, Devildriver, Tool, Dead Kennedys, Old Crow Medicine Show, Crooked Still, Amanda Palmer... A rather eclectic mix.

Movies: Star Wars, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, Star Wars, Art School Confidential, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, V for Vendetta.

Shows: Metalocalypse, Firefly, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Red vs Blue, Rick and Morty. I like cartoons.

Books: Shogun (and everything else by James Clavell), Ender's Game, Lord of the Flies, World War Z, 1984, Dune, the entire Sherlock Holmes collection, and everything by Chuck Palahniuk.

Food: Burritos, Sushi, and just about everything else. I'm not a picky eater, there are only a handful of things I don't like.
The six things I could never do without
-Absurdly loud music
-My bikes
-Creative outlets (currently woodcarving)
-Spending time outdoors
-Good friends who say stupid things to make me laugh when I'm feeling down
-Deep-seated insecurities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How everything is connected on a very basic level: it all exists. Regardless of where we came from, we're here, and that is really, really cool.

^ I promise I wasn't high when I wrote that, I'm just a massive sap.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed already. I work early on Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm trying to think of something to put here, but everything is either way too private, or not private at all, so... It's rather difficult. Just ask, I suppose?
You should message me if
You're fun, kind of nerdy, and like hanging around, bike rides to nowhere in particular, and watching zombie movies.

Also, if you can deal with someone almost impossible to schedule around.

Do not message me if you're the kind of person who thinks gay marriage is immoral.
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