I have strong feelings about Star Wars.
I am actually a pack of ferrets in a human-shaped burlap sack.
I serially bail on social engagements to catch up on sleep.
I am am tired of hyper-masculine machismo bullshit. It is boring and overplayed.
I am very liberal, especially with social issues. We will not be friends if you have problems with LGBT people, Muslims, foreigners, people of color, poor people, etc.
I am not religious. I do not mind at all if you are, provided you don't use religion to excuse prejudice.
I'm awkward as hell. Seriously, don't act like it's surprising, I warned you.
Making awkward situations more awkward
Nerf gun fights
Shooting rubber bands
Really, really terrible puns
Movies: Star Wars, 28 Days Later, Fight Club, Star Wars, Art School Confidential, The Blues Brothers, Star Wars, V for Vendetta, Monty Python.
Shows: Metalocalypse, Firefly, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Red vs Blue, Rick and Morty. I like cartoons.
Books: Shogun, Leviathan Wakes, A Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, 1984, Dune, Sherlock Holmes.
Food: Burritos, Sushi, and just about everything else. I'm not a picky eater, there are only a handful of things I don't like.