Voted Most Likely to Brighten Your Day. If you don't like Love Shack that's an IMMEDIATE deal-breaker (Kidding..... sorta.)
Cantalope, mangos, coconut macarons, sauerbraten on a cold November Sunday, the runniest fried eggs, roasted garlic on anything, dark chocolate at 1 a.m. in your undies where the only light anywhere is from the open refrigerator, the ramen at Daikokuya with the rendered backfat in the broth, crispy skin from a freshly roasted chicken, and don't even get me STARTED on the holiday-themed Reese's.
Wrestling mat, Kitchenaid stand mixer, chocolate milk, top 40 rap hits from '99-'03, The Simpson Seasons 3-8, and my big dumb smile
I also have super-duper-duper left wing politics, so I am constantly re-examining my role in societal power structures and what small role I can play in helping to decentralize the oppressive forces in our society and make the world a better place to live in for marginalized people.
If your perfect date involves a Ja Rule/Ashanti duet then you might be the one.