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My self-summary
I love Werther's, I've had hip surgery, and I'm only 27.

Voted Most Likely to Brighten Your Day. If you don't like Love Shack that's an IMMEDIATE deal-breaker (Kidding..... sorta.)
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching math, coaching wrestling, flailing about helplessly and wondering if I'm doing the right thing at every single moment of every single day. Eating a ridiculous amount of food, too.
I’m really good at
going to absolutely absurd lengths to entertain a karaoke crowd and chatting up strangers. I also make lavish, ornate cakes for my friends on their birthdays. Did I mention that I'm an ex Divison 1 wrestler? Welcome to my life of ludicrous contrasts.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who is this box-shaped human being and why is he so loud?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Simpsons and lots of no-name punk bands are very, very important to me. Also the WWE. That's non-negotiable. As far as food goes...

Cantalope, mangos, coconut macarons, sauerbraten on a cold November Sunday, the runniest fried eggs, roasted garlic on anything, dark chocolate at 1 a.m. in your undies where the only light anywhere is from the open refrigerator, the ramen at Daikokuya with the rendered backfat in the broth, crispy skin from a freshly roasted chicken, and don't even get me STARTED on the holiday-themed Reese's.
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends are a given, so:

Wrestling mat, Kitchenaid stand mixer, chocolate milk, top 40 rap hits from '99-'03, The Simpson Seasons 3-8, and my big dumb smile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My new baby niece, the most wonderful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I also have super-duper-duper left wing politics, so I am constantly re-examining my role in societal power structures and what small role I can play in helping to decentralize the oppressive forces in our society and make the world a better place to live in for marginalized people.
On a typical Friday night I am
making whatever situation I'm in as much fun as humanly possible. I love to dance and sing karaoke, and I'm a social butterfly so I much prefer revelry to Netflix. I'm totally fine with nights in as long as there's good people around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm low-key actually kinda serious about dating now and I am trying to approach this whole deal with a lot more sincerity than I did before.
You should message me if
Please be the kind of person who makes funny faces at babies and not the kind of person who corrects peoples' grammar.

If your perfect date involves a Ja Rule/Ashanti duet then you might be the one.