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My self-summary
I'm pretty simple and straight up, If you're sending me "signals", I'm not getting it, and you're probably confusing the shit out of me. In to kink, but you don't need to be. Constantly feel the need to escape people and the city and go to the mountains.

Just imagine young Ron Swanson.
What I’m doing with my life
Spent the last 9 years traveling around with the Coast Guard. Y'know, guarding coasts and what have you...

In the not too distant future I hope to be the owner and operator of a meadery called Forebears Meadery.

I fly a starship, across the universe divide...
I’m really good at
Making beer, bushcraft, rational conversation, making friends, making mead, video games, sudoku, listening, being a big brother, being chill, marksmanship, furrowing my brow, flexing for no reason and at inappropriate times, laughing entirely too much at childish things, drinking whiskey.

I'm also a competent carpenter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a really great butt, but usually only gay men notice that first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ASoIaF, LOTR, The Dark Tower series, Elric series, Ender series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Memoirs From Ant-proof Case, comic books of all shapes and sizes, gardens of the moon, anything by Neil Gaiman or Robert E. Howard.

Movies: Labyrinth, Mad Max: Fury Road (holy shit), Captain America, Hot Fuzz, The Untouchables, Into the Wild, Big Trouble in Little China, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Willow, 13th Warrior, Dawn of the Dead, The Road Warrior, LOTR, Slither, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Princess Bride, PIXAR movies, stuff by Tim Burton, Labyrinth, Tombstone, the crazies, Red Dawn, anything by Hayao Miyazaki (princess mononoke, howl's moving castle, spirited away)

Shows: Adventure Time, parks and rec, True Detective, Firefly, Silicon Valley, 30 rock, Avatar: last air bender, legend of Korra, portlandia, justified, the office, Game of Thrones, community, The Office, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros

Music: Metal and Bluegrass... Plus other stuff that doesn't suck. Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Exmortis, megadeth, havok, decemberists, Dio, faith no more, soundgarden, pearljam, corb lund, DAVID BOWIE, zeppelin, iced earth, trampled by turtles, old crow medicine show, Blind Guardian, irish folk, the brothers comatose, devil makes three.
there are too many... this isn't even a good representation... oh well.

Food: Not picky, anything with fat, salt and protien. I bbq or cast iron almost everything. I eat a lot of meat. I'm good at cooking steak, because let's face it, its easy...
Six things I could never do without
-family and close friends
-intimacy (emotional and physical)
-lifting heavy stuffs to make the muscles
-yeast (for the beer making)
-delicious animals
-wilderness adventures
-winter & fall

ya. eight. Cuz don't tell me what to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quitting my job so i can grow a beard and make alcohol and merriment. Philosophy, logic and ethics. Maybe what/where/when my next awesome adventure /trip/mistake will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am atypical and so are my friday nights. But honestly, I am probaby having a couple of beers with a few close friends, going to a concert in the city, or possibly doing something completely shut-in like playing a boardgame, or watching cartoons with my dog
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lookin for an intimate friend and partner to share this shit with. I love being alone to relax or to just enjoy the stillness and quiet of the earth; but I need a partner for the other times. Someone to back me up, pump me up, wreck me, and bring me back to life . If that sounds like something you want then maybe we can fuck shit up together.
You should message me if
You want to share a squat rack with me
you can handle laughing your ass off and/or incredibly tight hugs.
you're rational and pragmatic
you're kind-hearted and enjoy a good beer and/or whiskey and talkin story!

I should put this disclaimer in here I guess: Politically I am not a fan democrats or Republicans. So if you are a worshipper of political ideologues, I'd love to discuss, but I really can't stand em. Sorry not sorry.
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