Storm_Guard
30 Alameda, United States
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My self-summary
"ISTP - Craftsman, introspective, Logical, objective, thrill seeker. Enjoys spontaneity, and technical expertise.

I'm pretty simple and straight up, If you're sending me "signals" I'm probably not getting it, and you're probably confusing the shit out of me. Just say what you mean/want, and I promise to do the same!
What I’m doing with my life
Spent the last 8 years traveling around with the US Coast Guard. Y'know, guarding coasts and what have you..

In the not too distant future I hope to be the owner and operator of a badass brewery/meadery.

I fly a starship, across the universe divide...

renowned horse fighting promoter.
I’m really good at
Making beer, bushcraft, rational conversation, making friends, making mead, video games, sudoku, listening, being a big brother, being chill, marksmanship, furrowing my brow, flexing for no reason and at inappropriate times, laughing entirely too much at childish things, drinking whiskey..

I'm also a competent carpenter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a really great butt. #deadlift
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ASoIaF, LOTR, The Dark Tower series, Elric series, Ender series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Memoirs From Ant-proof Case, comic books of all shapes and sizes, gardens of the moon, anything by Neil Gaiman or Robert E. Howard.

Movies: Labyrinth, Mad Max: Fury Road (holy shit), Captain America, Hot Fuzz, The Untouchables, Into the Wild, Big Trouble in Little China, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Willow, 13th Warrior, Dawn of the Dead, The Road Warrior, LOTR, Slither, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, The Princess Bride, PIXAR movies, stuff by Tim Burton, Labyrinth, Tombstone, the crazies, Red Dawn, anything by Hayao Miyazaki (princess mononoke, howl's moving castle, spirited away)

Shows: True Detective, Firefly, Silicon Valley, 30 rock, Avatar: last air bender, legend of Korra, portlandia, justified, the office, Game of Thrones, community, The Office, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros, Rome and other awesome shit.

Music: Metal and Bluegrass... Plus other stuff that doesn't suck. Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Exmortis, megadeth, havok, enya, decemberists, Dio, faith no more, soundgarden, pearljam, corb lund, DAVID BOWIE, zeppelin, iced earth, trampled by turtles, old crow medicine show, Blind Guardian, irish folk, the brothers comatose, devil makes three, there are too many... this isn't even a good representation... oh well.

Food: Not picky, anything with fat, salt and protien. I bbq or cast iron almost everything. I eat a lot of meat. I'm good at cooking steak, because let's face it, its easy...
The six things I could never do without
-family and close friends
-intimacy (emotional and physical)
-lifting heavy stuffs to make the muscles
-yeast (what for the beer making)
-delicious animals
-wilderness adventures
-freedom
-winter & fall

ya. eight. Cuz don't tell me what to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quitting my job so i can grow a beard and make alcohol. Philosophy, logic and ethics, and if you like wasting time we can talk about metaphysics. Maybe what/where/when my next awesome adventure will be. Asheville, NC is currently on the list..
On a typical Friday night I am
I am atypical and so are my friday nights. But honestly, I am probaby having a couple of beers with a few close friends, going to a concert in the city, or possibly doing something completely shut-in like playing a boardgame, or watching anime with my dog Barley.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This part is cheesy af..
I'm on here because I really enjoy my life. I mean it's a pretty damn awesome one as far as lives go. I realized though that I haven't made time for an intimate friend and partner to share this shit with. I love being alone to relax or to just enjoy the stillness and quiet of the earth; but I need a partner for the other times. I want someone at my side while I'm having the greatest experiences and adventures of my life. Someone to back me up, cheer, help, and encourage and with whom I can reciprocate all those things. If that sounds like something you want, well, hooo fuckin yah.
You should message me if
You want to share a squat rack with me
you can handle laughing your ass off and/or incredibly tight hugs.
you're rational and pragmatic
you're kind-hearted and enjoy a good beer and/or whiskey and talkin story!

I should put this disclaimer in here I guess: Politically I am not a fan democrats or Republicans. So if you are a worshipper of political ideologues, I'd love to discuss, but I really can't stand em. Sorry not sorry.
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