Walter Bishop (my dog)
OK fine, I love being little spoon but always end up big spoon.
I still enjoy getting naked with women, even more so if my boyfriend is invited.
You have gotten to the point where you have looked at my pictures 5 or six times, and are still unsure if I'm attractive and are ready for some serious disappointment.
Or if you make good lobster bisque. Or can offer me access to Patrick Stewart.
You have no desire to call me stud, bud, or man.
You think we would look good naked together and want to do something about it.