Str0nger
28 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

Moved four years ago from Dallas; TCU alum, go frogs! I'm a navy brat so I grew up all over, mostly a cornfed Midwestern boy at heart. I resisted the notion of being a Texan my whole time there, but here it has become the central component of my identity. I don't have a drawl (unless there is whiskey involved. Is there whiskey?) or a giant belt buckle, but I do have other Texas-sized attributes, mainly my vocabulary. And my dictionary. But mostly my boots.

Generally I go for swarthy guys that are a little bit taller than me who have both a good head on their shoulders as well as in their pants, but I'm pretty flexible on all that stuff. Must be the yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I got eliminated from American Idol so I think the dream now is just to pay off my student loans.
I’m really good at
expressing myself via GIFs, caustic sarcasm, flip cup, pop culture references, karaoke, tennis, Super Smash Bros. Melee, random trivia, reading the wikipedia articles about a certain movie/book/tv show rather than actually watching it
The first things people usually notice about me
My passing resemblance to Elijah Wood and my eyes. Also I talk really fast and my singing voice is deeper than my speaking voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Emma, Bossypants, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Is Everyone Else Hanging Out Without Me? The Hunger Games

Mean Girls, The Lady Eve, Hocus Pocus, The Avengers, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Clueless, This Is The End,

30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Nashville, How I Met Your Mother, True Blood, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story, American Idol, Friends, Will & Grace, Charmed, Buffy, Happy Endings

Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Miranda Lambert, Ellie Goulding, The Band Perry
The six things I could never do without
Cuddles, cuddles with friction, music, chocolate milk, tank tops, and smash I guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Having it all
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing karaoke, ordering random cocktails, or being lame and doing laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Harry Connick Jr has questioned my work ethic.
You should message me if
You're cute and witty, are literate, and enjoy a good double entendre.
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