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My self-summary
First off, thanks for stopping by.

I started on this site for the quizzes. Now, they've taken that away, so I figure I should put a bit more effort into this self-summary.

I'm a big softie, most of the time. I only like mushrooms when they're cooked. I'm a Masshole when I'm driving. Motorcycles are my passion. My favorite book is Mercer Meyer's "East of the Sun, West of the Moon." The 1984 version of A Christmas Carol with George C. Scott is the best one. Never give me an ultimatum, I will choose the other option every time (unless it has to do with dessert). There are only 4 lights.


P.S. If you voted for Trump, you're everything wrong with this country and I highly doubt we'd get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Dealing with computers and patrons, usually.

Developing ideas for my project motorcycle.
I’m really good at
Poker (funny story, that), debates, making people laugh, having an off-kilter sense of humor, daydreaming. You know, the usual.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the beard. It ranges from neatly trimmed Van Dyke to "mountain man" depending on the season.

Also, I tend to be either really quiet, or talking to every stranger in the room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My literary heroes include:
Hunter S. Thompson (mostly for his writing style)
Piers Anthony
Jon Klassen
H.P. Lovecraft

I should probably also add that I may reference H.P. Lovecraft's work quite a bit.

The last time I put my YouTube playlist on random it played these songs, in this order, for the first five songs:
1) Alice in Chains - Man in the Box
2) Meredith Brooks - Bitch
3) The Pogues - Thousands are Sailing
4) Xandria - Voyage of the Fallen
5) Justin Townes Earl - The Ghost of Virginia

I like the music I like.

As for shows? If I'm totally honest, I don't watch much TV, except to binge shows when I'm feeling under the weather.

Movies? Same deal, really.

I could probably stand to love food a lot less than I do. But, being a fan of all kinds of food is fun.
Six things I could never do without
First off, I don't feel this can truly be quantified, because I'm pretty sure I can come up with a list easily longer than six of things that are biologically required for life to continue. However, should I be forced to name those things that I would miss greatly (family and friends are a given) should they no longer be available to me:

1. My 2007 VTX1800
2. Music
3. Apple Pie Moonshine
4. Puns
5. Books
6. A sense of wonder
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"We shall not bring back a single bit of gold or silver, not a gem, nor any coal or iron... If you cannot understand that there is something in man which responds to the challenge of this mountain and goes out to meet it, that the struggle is the struggle of life itself upward and forever upward, then you won't see why we go. What we get from this adventure is just sheer joy. And joy is, after all, the end of life. We do not live to eat and make money. We eat and make money to be able to live. That is what life means and what life is for." - George Mallory

Also where I can pick up another Miskatonic University window sticker for my car.

What a production of "Mulan Rouge!" would look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who am I kidding? I have no night life. Could be worse, though.

Occasionally, going to bed really early so I can get up incredibly early to get somewhere cool to watch the sun rise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Deep down, my favorite captain of the Enterprise is Edward Jellico.

Fight Song by Rachel Platten is my jam.

For the truly curious, ask me about my Harley Rant.
You should message me if
Anything you've read interests you, or you have a burning question that just needs to be answered.

You know what the suffix of my profile name means.

If you ride motorcycles, or if I can possibly corrupt you into riding motorcycles, that's a definite plus.

If you think Before We Go is an underrated movie, and far better than anything Nicholas Sparks has ever created.

Two fathers and two sons go fishing.
They all catch a fish, none get away, and none are thrown back.
They bring them home for dinner and the family feasts on three fish.
How is this possible?
The two of us