32 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Oregon native. A rarity it seems. Looking for love in all the wrong places.
What I’m doing with my life
Back in college studying accounting and business law. Working most evenings.
I’m really good at
-Saying the wrong thing apparently: Recently a bartender had a name tag with T-Rex and asked about it, she said her name was Brittany but her coworkers were calling her poptart that day, so I asked why was she cream filled? She walked away disgusted. My friends couldn't stop laughing.
-Being an anachronism, finding happiness in small events, being a good listener, tripping over my words when nervous.
-I'm also pretty good at looking one thing up on wikipedia and then continuing to click links until I've read about random topics/people for 2 or 3 hours.
-I'm pretty good at random facts, hence I will school you at jeopardy in all likelihood. Dare.
The first things people usually notice about me
broody/shy/quiet, beard, tall/lanky...chuck taylors
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Winterkill,
Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Spiderman reboots,
Shows: Suits, Dexter, Game Of Thrones, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers/The Pacific, The League, Eureka, big bang theory, Rubicon, Firefly.
Music: Sigur Ros, Brand New, Year Of No Light, This Will Destroy You, Barcelona, North, & Minus The Bear as of late. Penchant for pop punk.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, family, beer, music, ribs, Oregon Football.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Restaurant bucket list
-Fest bucket lists/summer tours
-The next vinyl record I want to purchase.
-Visiting the 36 states I haven't been to yet.
-The human condition: gratification, love, sex, lust, joy, jealousy, contentment, apathy, purpose, excitement, exhaustion, curiosity, loneliness, altruism, utilitarianism, etc.
-Renewing my passport.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I waste too much time on reddit (TIFU; hilarious).
You should message me if
You want to meet me in Montauk.

Please don't if you're a Boston Red Sox fan or vote Republican.