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My self-summary
I'm Mario, pre-op from florida with a heart of gold. Just kidding, but I am from Florida. Moved here three years back, but always looking for new "friends". I feel like self summary is a question you see on the SATs, and I took those already, so I'm done here.
What I’m doing with my life
Is this where I write something flippant?
I'm a realtor so definitely let me know if you need an apartment!
Ok that was my shameless self promotion.
I’m really good at
Rolling a spliff **Don't be a cop**
The first things people usually notice about me
Wishful thinking my face, but usually that i'm laying on my back in bed with my legs open in the air.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: christian literature with strong female protagonists and witch craft for faggots.

Movies: Death Becomes Her, Kill Bill, The Royal Tennenbaums, Secretary, Party Girl, Shogun Assassin, Pumpkin, Mortal Combat. Scream 123 & 4, Human Centipede, Most scary movies with a CGI creature that pops out. Anything on the Criterion Collection, French New wave.

TV: Ru Paul's Drag Race, Untucked, Our America, Bad Girls Club, Anything on Nat Geo I can get high to and learn about quantum physics.

Music: new order, nirvana, the knife, Jesus and mar chain, my bloody valentine, hole, talking heads, the kills, the dead weather, hot chip, the rapture, the strokes, black sabath, pixies, and some other stuff

Food: Champagne, Sushi, Birthday cake.
Six things I could never do without
2. Mixers (I hate shots unless I'm already drunk),
3. iPhone (not because of grindr or OKC mobile app or Adam4adam but because I use it for directions a lot),
4. Me Time,
5. A sense of humor,
6. Dancing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of life and whether or not it's really supposed to be as funny as I think it is
On a typical Friday night I am
An older, wiser, and potentially more hungover man than i was on thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had an abortion. I'm the little spoon.
You should message me if
If you have a prescription for adderall
The two of us