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My self-summary
So much to discover, so little to tell. To be honest, sometimes I find that I know less about myself than people I bump in to when distracted by a shiny object.
So instead: Here are a few facts:
- I am a fan of body modification, and have about 18 tattoos at this point.
- I can be crude, rude, and loud, but prefer to conduct myself politely in public places.
- I can be just as happy laying in bed with my fuzzy blankets and dog as I am swimming, dancing, and hiking,
- I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!
- I am a Navy Brat. Meaning I moved around the world when I was a kid, and I respect the people who serve our country, even if I don't support their orders.
What I’m doing with my life
Experiencing it. I have had many passions, and foresee many in the future. I don't know if I will ever settle on one.

I'm currently a server, which means that I experience the best and worst of people on a daily basis... and that I am always somewhere between 'bawlin' and broke...
I’m really good at
A few things here and there.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually the fact that I'm on fire... I’ve also had random people tell me I'm a ball of fuckin' sunshine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Machine of Death" Is my current favorite.
"House of Leaves", "Sex At Dawn","Good Omens", and "Acid Dreams"
Dean Koontz is always in my bookcase.

Mirror Mask, The Doom Generation, Natural Born Killers, True Romance, Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, Ink... I kind of love movies. I am a huge horror fan as well.

Everything from The Grateful Dead to Left Over Crack. (But only one of which I've seen multiple times)
My most used Pandora stations are Reel Big Fish, They Might Be Giants, Jem, The Runaways, Rooney, Chromeo, Innerpartysystem, and The Adicts.

I also love the guitar gods. (Satriani, Petrucci, Vai, Johnson, etc)

I love me some raw veggies.
Italian, Mongolian, American, blah blah blah.
I used to cook and bake at a British Cafe.

I hate sushi. I know, I know. "You just haven't had good sushi!" I've tried, I really have. I just think it's really gross.
Six things I could never do without
Love (for myself, my friends, my family, etc.)
Music (or art in general)
My Hoop
My Fire Hoop
My LED Hoop
(I have a few hoops)
My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh god... my mind is a scary place. I could sell tickets if I could install a door.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to make the best of the night, but more often than not, I'm curled up in a bubble bath with a bottle of Whiskey, and Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect The Joker and Harley Quinn memorabilia.
You should message me if
You think you can have a positive effect on my life.

I prefer to meet interesting people in person, rather than messaging for months to an anticlimactic ending of a lost reply. If you are interesting, entertaining, and can woo me in real life, then I would much rather have you buy me a drink, than check my messages daily.
And for the love of the internet, please say something more than "Hey". Give me a reason to respond to you, or I won't.
The two of us