Shameless, outgoing and on the perpetual quest for knowledge; can usually be found on an exercise bike watching The Good Wife, or staring intently at dogs on the train. I'm a professional musician of the worst kind (an opera singer) and own a business pimping my time to the corporate machine. Yes, I am aware that everyone else is on Tinder. But how am I meant to know if they're Tories or not? Or worse, Brexiteers?!
I am not looking for a relationship, per se. I am, however looking for, uh, other things. Hit me up if you fancy a friend with benefits and no strings attached.
Alternately existing in ballgown + champagne or pajamas + picknmix
Painting my nails an absurd glittery shade and browsing The Outnet for things I can barely afford and certainly won't fit into
Buying dupes of MAC lipsticks I already own because I get carried away at duty free.
Learning stuff about things: both useless facts about everything, or genuinely fascinating tidbits that surprise people
All food ever (ask me for recommendations of Italian food here and abroad)
Anything I can watch in the background while I work from home or at 11pm when I spontaneously decide to exercise
My mother's absurdly small and ugly shih-tzu Rosie
Inappropriately bold lipstick
Expensive ballgowns and places to wear them
The thought processes of all the salty dudes who send me rude messages if I don't choose to message them back.