Shameless, outgoing, and on the perpetual quest for knowledge; can usually be found on an exercise bike watching The Good Wife, or staring intently at dogs on the train. I'm a professional musician of the worst kind (an opera singer) and own a business pimping my time to the corporate machine. Yes, I am aware that everyone else is on Tinder. But how am I meant to know if they're Tories or not? Or worse, Brexiteers?!
An ethical non-monogamist, I'm looking for a true friends-with-benefits, and we'll see where that takes us... Eventually I'd love a primary partner, but for now? Let's start with a couple of amaretto sours and a go on the karaoke machine.
Alternately existing in ballgown + champagne or pajamas + picknmix
Painting my nails an absurd glittery shade and browsing The Outnet for things I can barely afford and certainly won't fit into
Musical thought experiments that involve transposing Christmas carols into minor keys, makes me feel super festive
Learning stuff about things: both useless facts about everything, or genuinely fascinating tidbits that surprise people.
I have an almost superhuman ability to perfectly soft-boil eggs without a timer. I promise to use these powers only for good
Motown/disco/90s pop/plinky-plonky 20th century classical opera
All food ever (ask me for recommendations of Italian food here and abroad)
Anything I can watch in the background while I work from home or at 11pm when I spontaneously decide to exercise
Inappropriately bold lipstick
Expensive ballgowns and places to wear them
Uttering tiny inaudible gasps when I see nice-looking dogs
Creating three-part harmony to duets on the radio
The thought processes of all the salty dudes who send me rude messages if I don't choose to message them back. My favourite one so far just says "bitch."