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My self-summary
Functional adult seeks similar for various grown-up activities.

Shameless, outgoing, and on the perpetual quest for knowledge; can usually be found on an exercise bike watching The Good Wife, or staring intently at dogs on the train. I'm a professional musician of the worst kind (an opera singer) and own a business pimping my time to the corporate machine. Yes, I am aware that everyone else is on Tinder. But how am I meant to know if they're Tories or not? Or worse, Brexiteers?!

An ethical non-monogamist, I'm looking for a true friends-with-benefits, and we'll see where that takes us... Eventually I'd love a primary partner, but for now? Let's start with a couple of amaretto sours and a go on the karaoke machine.

**Sort-of moving to Glasgow in September**
What I’m doing with my life
In training to be the next Pavarotti, judging by the amount of cake and/or cheese I can eat at one sitting

Alternately existing in ballgown + champagne or pajamas + picknmix

Painting my nails an absurd glittery shade and browsing The Outnet for things I can barely afford and certainly won't fit into

Musical thought experiments that involve transposing Christmas carols into minor keys, makes me feel super festive
I’m really good at
Procrastinating. I can also recite the first three rows of the periodic table.

Learning stuff about things: both useless facts about everything, or genuinely fascinating tidbits that surprise people.

I have an almost superhuman ability to perfectly soft-boil eggs without a timer. I promise to use these powers only for good
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually the one eyeing you across the bar, while holding court about that time I sang carols at a party that turned out to be a Christmas-themed orgy. The fact that I give off a sort-of Evil Queen vibe. My pointy nails.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Motown/disco/90s pop/plinky-plonky 20th century classical opera

All food ever (ask me for recommendations of Italian food here and abroad)

Anything I can watch in the background while I work from home or at 11pm when I spontaneously decide to exercise
Six things I could never do without
Very high heels: 5'6" living a 6' life
Sugary carbs
Inappropriately bold lipstick
Expensive ballgowns and places to wear them
Uttering tiny inaudible gasps when I see nice-looking dogs
Other perverts who understand how uncomfortable latex is but wear it anyway
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which route to take to the supermarket in order to pet the largest number of friendly cats. Impending global environmental crises.

The thought processes of all the salty dudes who send me rude messages if I don't choose to message them back. My favourite one so far just says "bitch."
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You are Good, Giving and Game. You like your women on the feisty side. You are kind, open-minded, with an easy smile and dry sense of humour. You are as funny as you are clever. Bonus points for dimples.
The two of us