29 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Functional adult seeks similar for various grown-up activities.

Shameless, outgoing and on the perpetual quest for knowledge; can usually be found on an exercise bike watching The Good Wife, or staring intently at dogs on the train. I'm a professional musician of the worst kind (an opera singer) and own a business pimping my time to the corporate machine. Yes, I am aware that everyone else is on Tinder. But how am I meant to know if they're Tories or not? Or worse, Brexiteers?!

I am in an open LDR, and not looking for a relationship. I am, however looking for, uh, other things. Hit me up if you fancy a friend with benefits and no strings attached.
What I’m doing with my life
In training to be the next Pavarotti, judging by the amount of cake and/or cheese I can eat at one sitting. I also run a very boring but nonetheless lucrative business. Alternately existing in ballgown + champagne or pajamas + picknmix.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating. I can also recite the first three rows of the periodic table.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I'm 'funny'. I'm still not sure whether this is a backhanded compliment. At any rate, I have a truly astonishing repertoire of filthy jokes.
The six things I could never do without
Lipbalm. Seriously, what do they put in that stuff that makes it so addictive? If there was a salt and vinegar Pringles-flavoured lipbalm, I'd be in deep trouble.

Books and scores: I now own a larger volume of musical scores than I do clothes, even including my expanding repertoire of ballgowns for performing (and flouncing around the house like a pretty princess).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which route to take to the supermarket in order to pet the largest number of friendly cats. Impending global environmental crises.

The thought processes of all the salty dudes who send me rude messages if I don't choose to message them back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably rehearsing, or chillin' in front of Netflix after a hectic week of... Rehearsing. Alternatively, drinking cocktails and window-shopping OkCupid for something fun to do
You should message me if
You like your women on the feisty side. You are kind, open-minded, with an easy smile and dry sense of humour. You are as funny as you are clever. You are too busy for a relationship, but would like a true friend with benefits. Bonus points for dimples.

Do NOT message me if you need to ask twenty questions about my partner... The fact that you feel you need to ask shows that you consider me his 'property' and therefore need to make sure of his permission. We are in a consenting open relationship.