32 Claremont, United States
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My self-summary
I used to have a long thing here. But, I thought that perhaps less is more. So here's less...

I have my shit together. I have a razor wit and super-analytical mind. I'm emotionally stunted, or so it may seem until you get to know me (and if I get attached). I am unoffendable and don't really even know what it means to be offended. As such, my sense of humor can be quite, well... offensive. I guess. Nothing is off-limits to joke about. I'm an anarchist ("Voluntaryist" - i.e., All human interactions should be mutually consensual and voluntary). I own a bunch of firearms. I'm a bit of a survivalist. I'm a bit of a homebody - I like TV, movies, and video games a lot. But, I also like camping and such. I am generally a loner. I don't require much human interaction day to day but I do welcome it if the company is worth it. Your mission, ladies, is to be worth it.

Also, I curse a lot. Though it just now occurs to me that the above is bereft of curse-words... Fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cartographer by trade - over eight years, now. Sounds impressive, no? Well, a monkey could do my job. It pays bills, though. I recently bought a new (to me - it's a 2012) Tacoma and I immediately got the idea to sign up to drive for Uber/Arcade City, since it's a crew cab. Hopefully, I like driving and can do it enough so that I can quit my other job. Also, queue the jokes about giving you ladies the ride of your life, etc.

Exercise. Since the weather started improving, I've been making a concerted effort do sprints consistently again. And I need to get hiking more often. I used to go all the time, but I've been unmotivated the last few years.

I keep up on politics and economics/finance quite a lot. And if you get me going on that, I won't shut up either. Well, I do. But only because people disengage when they realize that I'm playing a different sort of game with my politics than they are (I'm a Voluntaryist - Google it, if you're curious. Or ask;)).
I’m really good at
Computers, technology, electronics, etc. I build and fix computers. I try to do neat and slick setups with my gadgets. For example, I have a home theater system and I can control it all with my phone. And the phone itself is not immune to my tinkering. Custom recoveries and ROMs, etc. Don't worry if this is gibberish to you. It's supposed to so us nerds can look smart.

I'm super analytical, logical, dispassionate, and objective. People hate it, actually. I think I may come off as a bit lawyerly. So, when it comes to determining the correct, or efficient, or easiest, etc. thing, I can figure it out - which is good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Market for Liberty by Linda and Morris Tannehill for non-fiction. This book changed my life.

The Stand by Stephen King is my favorite fictional story (not just book, but story) ever told. I love post-apocalypse stuff.

Some honorable mentions include The Most Dangerous Superstition, World War Z, The Dark Tower series, the Johannes Cabal series.

My favorite film is Terminator 2. I know, it's a simple action film and is in no way epic or thought-provoking. I like it because it brings me back to my childhood when I used to watch it all the time. (Yeah, I had that kind of upbringing. No helmets, no seat belts, R-rated flicks, etc. It was awesome.)
Some others include, George Romero flicks (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead), The Road, Children of Men, In Bruges (how is this movie not more well-known?), V for Vendetta, Platoon, Sunshine, The Boondock Saints, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Cloud Atlas, Pandorum, Fight Club, A History of Violence, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit films.

The Walking Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Orange Is the New Black, House of Cards, Z Nation, Vikings, and Rick and Morty are the shows I try to keep up on. I'll go back through and find other/older shows I never watched and blow through those in a few days/weeks, depending on how long it ran.

Metal. Metallica is my all time favorite band. I know. They're assholes but I haven't heard any other band that can write a hook as consistently good as theirs typically are. I like a bunch of others, too - Slayer, The Sword, Pantera, Dream Theater, Ozzy, Dethklok, etc. I also listen to a good amount of classic rock - Beatles, Stones, Zeppelin, CCR. I also like some other more contemporary rock like Tenacious D, Alice in Chains, Nirvana. I like weird crossover stuff when I can find it, too - Epica, Eluveitie, Skindred, and Narjahanam for example.

I'm a caveman. Paleolithic diet and fitness. The general idea behind it is to eat meat, eggs, veg, nuts, seeds and some fruit. No grains, refined sugar or other processed junk.
The six things I could never do without
Besides the obvious - sex, food, breathable air, etc.?

Minimalist shoes
Polyester (the majority of my highly functional, if stylistically wanting, clothes are poly/cotton blends)
Motorized transportation (until the StarTrek transporters are invented)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides the obvious - sex, food, breathable air, etc.?

Philosophy. Politics. Economics, somewhat. Crypto-currencies, and cryptography in general. Not the technical details - I don't have the capacity to understand it - but it's just fascinating how it all works.

And, though I hate to, I spend far too much time thinking about my job. I used to not need to think about it beyond when I was there, but now the nature of it has me keeping track of shit even when I'm not at the office.
On a typical Friday night I am
Video games, TV, or "Magic: the Gathering" with some friends. Obviously, I'm a real blast at parties.

Anyway, like I put before, I'm introverted, and a homebody. I understand this is not all that appealing for many, but, I can't help it. I'd rather just be alone usually. Or with a small group of people I like, I suppose. Not drinking really throws a damper on going out as well. Because, yes, I do need to drink to tolerate the public. And it's not worth it to me to drink just to tolerate the otherwise insufferable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had a vasectomy. I did it for the children.
You should message me if
I suppose I'm ultimately looking for a serious relationship. So if that's something you want as well, and you weren't terrified by what I've written above, then hit me up. And in light of this, you should know that I treat my bitches like gold.

Also message me if you are hot, have a vagina, and will let me do stuff to it. I think that is pretty obvious, though.

If any of the above was offensive to you, then you need to lighten up and learn to take a joke. But, don't worry - I'll still hook up with you. Just hit me up, you filthy fucking slag.